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No, it really isn't.

Maybe they'd already bought some balloons or they had some left over from a party & pooled them together with the recently bought ones.

Lollipops with bent sticks?

Shred them as fine as possible, then using the shreddings to make something useful out of paper mache to give as a gift.

Out of who's left, BoSox.

You forgot "fewer weapons".

You'll get all the Ladyboys with that one!

I'd never use those things - I'd worry too much someone would hack it in a very malicious Monty Python "Hungarian Phrasebook" way. "I like banana cream pie" becoming "I'm going to set fire to the White House".

I feel that everyone is missing an important point - who wears pants or socks FOR underwear?

So is Grammerly.

Yesterday being Friday, I stopped at Dunkin' before work & got a bacon, egg & cheese croissant & a medium frozen mocha no whip. Lunch - Ditka's Italian Beef on a roll and cheetos. Dinner - Some nasty (all breading) clam strips & baked fries.

BTW - take the cat to the vet.

I know. I can hear the rattle all the way in the Midwest.

Beverly Hillbillies, Dick Van Dyke Show, Hogan's Heroes, Petticoat Junction, Green Acres, Andy Griffith...

I don't do cake. Tiramisu, maybe....

Imagine the mind-blowing experience when all you've ever known is limited to a small space, and then you find out there's something larger beyond. Especially if the cat feels safe in knowing their space and finds out that there are no ceilings or walls outside.

2 CBS, 5 NBC, 7 ABC, 9 WGN, 11 PBS, 32 IND (now FOX). Despite rumors to the contrary, I was not around for the Red, Blue & DuMont networks.

You know what the first thing you realize in coding class? The world never says "Hello" back.

Not a crush & not really a celeb, just a waitress at a Wisc supper club in a "Travel Wisconsin" commercial. I find her rather attractive.

Forgot to mention 'Nam & the Draft.

Jeez zeni, how beta are you? You eat jerky you didn't make yourself from something you killed?

Hazy memories of my grandmother's kitchen - a house she moved out of before I was 1 yr old. Oh and I'll see you the '80s and raise you the '60s, when only some cars had seatbelts, few had safety glass, tv commercials for beer & cigarettes used cartoon characters (even Fred Flintstone), cigarettes didn't have warning labels, gas & paint contained lead and pesticides had DDT.

Every girlfriend or friend that comes to his house is going to hear the story. He's already doomed and doesn't even know it.

The Bots are all named "Hesh".