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Know anything about the area of Clark Av & 47th?

I remember a story a few years ago where someone was complaining about a similiar situation. They set up a infrared camera and found out someone they knew was siphoning their gas.

Artists rendering -

Pssst...not the Mu Shoo Pork...it's leftover from yesterday.

Eider either.

The one whose down you're feeling. *rim shot*

Stop petting the goose.

Amongst my skills are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - oh damn!

Was she the heavy set one? I never followed them.

What about Cowboyardee?

Actually, the movement is toward doing away with registers completely. RFid tags on the products and scanners at the doors, all tied together with wifi and a credit card you set up in your phone gets charged.

The rest are in the back, cleaning up the roaches and rat excrement.

Old Western Saloon brawls.

How about "The Irish Washerwoman" instead?

When the first creche goes up...probably in California.

More like this... or maybe this?

What would Graham Chapman & Terry Jones think?

The answer is Penguins.

Pffft. That's everyday - just ask any cat.

If you have them in your area, check into "Piggyback Movers". We used them to move my Mom up here from FL. They were definitely the least expensive, but you'll need to wait until they have a full load headed to your new area.

"...if you're too young to die!" https://wgntv.com/2018/08/06/elderly-men-escape-retirement-home-to-go-to-heavy-metal-music-festival/

Expecting it to say, "Yeah that's right, I'm a pitcher...you wanna fight about it?"

These are the people between 54 and 79, currently running things...

Maybe 2003? That was probably the last time I went to watch the fireworks at Grant Park in Chicago. I was going to go the next year for Taste of Chicago, even walked to an ATM a couple blocks away to get some cash for it, then after getting cash decided against it. Got home after getting some Chinese food and found out there'd been shots fired at the entrance I would have gone in about the same time I would have got there.