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Not a good idea, considering that it's awfully germ riddled and might have traces of drugs. Best clean it first, but don't let the Feds know. I understand they don't like people laundering money.

It's a hockey related song by Warren Zevon.

Who writes fiction about fans?

Apparently not enough to get thrown in the pokey because he "HIT SOMEBODY"!!!

...but I didn't shoot the documentary...

There used to be a site that had an editable fake link which when clicked on would download a program that turn the target users computer speakers all the way up & lock them so they couldn't be muted. It would then play, "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PORNOS OVER HERE!". It was the rickroll of the office before there was a rickroll.

I thought it was "Christmas cake".

Or you could have asked if she had a piece of paper to write something on, & if she said "yes", gave her your number.

Writing a note on a napkin might have been a better idea. Something she alone might see & keep.

I wouldn't put personal info on any store copy. You don't know who gets to see it and what they'd do with it. You might even have gotten her in trouble.

You need an old silk hat...

Ooooo - paradoxical!

Define "typical white dude".

What if she won't fit? Wait...what?

They're in their 30's because they're mentally unstable & single?