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https://www.thefarside.com/

Instructions on the package, nobody showed me how either. From what I recall, there's a tool with a spiral-edged metal spike and and a second one with a large eyelet. You use that to rough up the puncture, then coat the second tool with a lot of the adhesive and use it again on the puncture. Finally, you insert the plug in the puncture with the tool & manipulate it until the plug comes off the tool. Wait for a bit, then add air to the tire. I haven't done one in over a decade, so it might have improved.

Seriously?

Did you run over Trent Reznor?

A Bears fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Packer fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Packer fan, too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?" The Bears fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."-Unknown

Snot

I don't remember the sauce below Fire, but it always seemed spicier than the Fire.

I think that's it, but Tuttle sounds familiar too.

This would definitely make "Ancient Aliens" worth watching...

Think I posted this in another thread, but what the heck?

Service Merchandise was a catalog store (another was McDade's). The stuff they carried & sold was like one step above what you might see at an anchor type store (Sears, Macy's, Target). I don't remember any apparel, just hardlines (Jewelry, Electronics, etc) and gauche crap like this -

I meant the person who commented on my pic.

Was there a "Lauren" on asmb? For some reason, I'm thinking that was the name...I don't think it was Duzitickle. Not the asmb photos, but I did find this - https://www.flickr.com/photos/adultswimphotos/.

Put out the candy early - so you'll probably eat it before Feb.14th and have to buy more. Put out the plush early, so you'll stash it someplace but forget where or break up with the person 'cause you got fat eating the candy prior to Feb. 14th.

Not all. Can't figure out where I posted a pic. I remember one of the ladies on asmb said, "I'd hit it", but I didn't find the pic on the link. Was there a different photo archive prior to photobucket?

I can hear it now...

I think the Bears got it down within the 5. The polarizing nature of the Cowboys comes from the self-proclaimed "America's Team" nickname. It even bled over into Baseball, when some of the Cubs recorded "Men In Blue" with the line, "We're America's Real Team".

They can't challenge "unnecessary roughness" penalties. There was talk during the Bears post-game that at the Winter Meetings the teams are going to push for being able to challenge all penalties. Belechek brought it up years ago, then last year a couple other teams brought it up, but this season the officiating has gotten so bad that a lot of teams are po'd and want changes. There were a couple other questionable calls in the Bears game, a missed PI & a catch ruled out-of-bounds (a camera angle seemed to show the receiver in-bounds). Some guy on FB posted a crack about Bears Fans living in the past (1985), then proceeded to post a meme that had Clay Matthews (currently playing for the Rams). He never responded when I pointed that was "in the past" too.