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It was not just any Friday - iiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt'ssssss paaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyddddddaaaaaayyyyyy! Don't blink, or you might miss your money sailing off to pay bills.

Aww, come on - who doesn't like cold pizza for breakfast? If it has onions it will even stay crunchy in milk!

If Caleb Williams is better than Brett Rypien, the Bears are going to sneak up on a few teams.

"We're all here 'cause we're not all there tonight..."

"Man, you just wandered into the wrong neighborhood..."

In the 70s - https://www.cbsrmt.com/

The sign says so...

Don't know about anybody else, but I need a drink. https://youtu.be/-9poCAuYT-s https://youtu.be/nxlFMSPdcR4

Poor uneducated Chicken Wraps probably don't realize they're going to be making way under minimum wage.

30 in the area is the current count, but the NWS is still checking. In Chicago - 5. Since 1950, before this storm, the city has only had 13 total. EDIT: It looks like they still have at least 24 more areas to assess, based on a map post of areas with debris.

He & Odunze are both signed as of a day or two ago.

Change a few words here and there and it still holds up

ABC local just said the count is up to 25 confirmed tornadoes in the area.

...the NWS says there were 19 confirmed tornadoes over Sunday & Monday for the Chicagoland area. Coworkers had massive trees uprooted, house damage. They think there were simultaneous tornadoes at O'Hare & Midway airports. Oh, and there was a 3.4 magnitude earthquake in the area as well on Monday morning.

Proud Mama...