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Whatever General thought it a good idea to have a feeble-minded old man to do their commencement address should be busted down to Pvt - second class.

For decades, my dad would be told he had cancer when what was really showing up on his lung x-rays were from previous bouts with pneumonia. Sadly, those disguised when he actually did get lung cancer. It wasn't until he had a constant bloody nose that they found it out & by that time it was stage 4.

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

Is it possible to laugh and puke at the same time?

You know - G8 - the thing Don Petty wants to put his buddy back in...