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Perhaps I can shed some light on this - Mickey is in court suing for divorce from Minnie. The Judge says, "I'm sorry Mickey, but the court appointed psychiatrist has found no evidence to back up your claim that Minnie is insane, so your petition for divorce is declined." Mickey replies, "Judge, I did say she was insane...I said she was f*ckin' Goofy!"

Not that you asked, but here's my favorite Sesame St. parody -

Only reason I asked was that I saw a couple bottles on an endcap yesterday. I was ready to snatch one up, but realized that the amount that was missing from each made it obvious it was for employee use (also I had never heard of the brand - looked like something you might get from Grainger or the like).

Are you certain that wasn't for employee use?

Yeah, Charmin is great...as long as your place isn't very old with small pipes. Charmin doesn't breakup very easily & turns into paper mache in small pipes if there's anything to stick to. You don't want to be in lock-down with your pipes backing up.

yep, 300 lbs heavier.

I avoid ketchup. Most have HFCS, almost all have Onion powder, neither plays well with my gut. I can't even have Malt Vinegar. I use mayo, like the Belgians who invented "French" fries.

If anyone wants to learn a new language, Babbel has a deal - lifetime access via XDA Developers website for $159 (60% off). Anybody else see some deals?

What I see staring back at me in the morning -