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Save the mustard for the burger on a pretzel roll, or for a pretzel. What type of relish...not brand, type.

Never heard of them. Hellman's w/Olive Oil.

Nope - chili cheese dog.

Save it for your bratwurst.

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council recently came out in disapproval of adults using ketchup on hot dogs. In a guide to hot dog etiquette, the organization decreed that for those 18 years of age and older, acceptable wiener toppings include mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili.Jan 8, 2020

Who doesn't? For the last 3 weeks, it's felt like I've had a large pill stuck in my throat. Friggin' post-nasal drip.

Continuing to be an "Obscure Laughingstock".

Orange Water Bucket of Plaster

discolemonderator?

...walks into Gino's, asks for a cheesesteak and says, "Put it on my bill".

Your beatings will continue until your attitude improves.

A paramedic.

I think it's more about giving myself food poisoning a couple times.

Take out. I can cook, but I don't enjoy doing so.