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*uncaps a Blackened Voodoo* "Happy Birthday to you, Carl!" NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C-_xJVgSa0

*plops a filled pewter tankard etched with "The Uneven Bar" and a filled ceramic flagon on the bar* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lo4SLAJz-U

No, but 2 tough guy Scottish Groundskeepers with red hair? (yeah, I get they're playing off the name "Scotts", but the red hair & attitude...)

I think I would have either left prior to, or walked out mid-meeting - hopefully embarrassing the self-important ass on the world stage.

Not the stuff of your own choosing, but what were your parents listening to that you heard repeatedly? As for me: rock & roll: Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Rivers, The Ventures, Elvis, Neil Diamond, assorted 50s & early 60s groups on 45s country: Johnny Cash, Doug Kershaw crooners/singers: Andy Williams, Johnny Mathis, Ray Conniff Singers, Tennessee Ernie Ford instrumental: Ferrante & Teicher, music from James Bond movies, Tom (Tomlinson) & Jerry (Kennedy) folk music: The Kingston Trio, The Limeliters, The Chad Mitchell Trio, Simon & Garfunkel polka music: Frankie Yankovic, The Naturals, The Hi-Tops, The Ampol Aires, Lil Wally, Johnny Bomba, The Polka Chips, Ron Terry

*shakes of the ennui* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDktBZzQIiU

*serves up a Vanilla Skies*

*delivers a proper pint* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HlKpWdrq-4

Great, she's gotten into the Stoli...

Is the redheaded Scotts Turf Builder guy supposed to be based on Willie?

*slides you a virgin mary* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Vw9RGm1tM

This guy wacks at anything.

*serves up Jameson shot & Natural light with a furrowed brow* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiJoqeTTK2c

*serves up Stoli (run out of Nemiroff*

*serves up more Nemiroff*