resurrected

But grandpa won't fall off. Nope. No chance. Those crazy assholes have a Konami code installed for infinite goddamn lives.

My family is what makes me smoke.

fucking nothing. not one damn drop of rain and it's after 11:00. Weather channel is still telling me I'm going to die. From what? Sun exposure? Because that's all that's happening now. Sunny, with some minor cloud formations. I hate meteorologists. They are always wrong. Oh well. Death by storm will have to be put on hold......again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the other side. Idiots.

lol. fuck you midnight

lol. you can't get me canned, you fat fuck.

I said what? And wife? What are you going on about? Fuck midnight and fuck you. You are probably midnight, you hose kinker.

Don't you ever refer to me as that bastard again, you sweaty mongoloid.

Also, my GODDAMN bad! What do you want from me?

No damnit. You retract that comment and go laugh at mine.

Feeling cute. Might not leave the basement later, idk.

Haha. That's funny, because she's not little, nor is she a lady.

Oh it's all true. Haha.

Yep.

I know. That's why I said it.

No. She didn't read it. She is bi-retarded, and there's no medication for that.

Dude, we have central heat and air too, with a vent in the bathroom. Bust sometimes, when you're power shitting, and the air cuts off and you've got the shit sweats...yeah. This could come in very handy for those moments.

I've got the shits this morning. I'm glad we use Scott's. It's durable, and doesn't leave doo doo on your fingers.

Scott's and we flush it. I can't help but wonder why this was a topic in your mind though.

I'll just be glad when they're done with these movies, finally.

CM Punk is shit. Nah. Too scared. Jason David Frank would kill him.