resurrected

I'm glad our house is paid for. Food is always a constant because we like to eat. Going grocery shopping tomorrow. I can live without a phone. Forever. I don't use a phone. I don't answer the house phone when someone calls. I don't even answer the door when someone knocks.

Just be fat like me, bro.

For some reason I read this as Mary Poppins' pooter got popped.

I want the pink drink.

This makes me thirsty. I do like rum. If I have to drink something, that is the drink of choice.

I am not a drinker, but this is intriguing to me. What all is in there?

Pretty sure disco posted it here too since more people can see it here than they can in dumpster fires. Disco likes to give things to people who need it. Had it been me, I would have thrown it in the trash.

I had a dream my permaban was lifted. Then I woke up and all I had was this shitty alt to play with still.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

You'll put your eye out kid.

No. It's the cheapest attempt to clean the pipes. Pour some bleach and chase it with a pot of boiling water. See if that clears it up.

Reported.

Pour some bleach down the drain.

John Fogerty still wants to know Have You Ever Seen the Rain.

Boredom and insomnia. It's a thin line.

Fantastic. But you also love me.

Do we need a telescope to see Uranus?

That's kind of my job around here. Since I must place nice now.

Pure boredom.

Two and a half weeks until the first day of fall. I am planning on decorating on that day. We've already told the boy that we don't know if he's gonna be able to go out Trick or Treating. Told if not, we will just buy him some candy. He's not too happy about that idea, because he wants to dress up and go out, but it is what it is. We are still decorating though.

Reported.

You just came here because it says titty fuck.

That was one of the best ones, and an awesome Wrestlemania.

I don't even remember how this thread became about your anus.