resurrected

Bro, I don't have my glasses on right now, so from here, it looks like you have a hairy vagina on your face.

No hands. Foot fetish. Dirty ass. Dirty crotch. You been hanging out with Dirty Mike and the boys haven't you?

Laptop is 50%. Not sure what my phone is on. I don't have it near me. I never go through a whole battery in a day. Can get a couple of days off of it. Especially on the phone, because I never use it unless I'm taking a shit. A long, gooey shit.

This is starting to explain some things now. Like the pooter, cooter issues. We don't have any prosthetic hands lying around, but there are some prosthetic feet up in Dumpster Fires that are up for grabs. If Dudeco hasn't already popped the cherry on them.

I actually got into it, until I started dozing and had to get up.

I lost my upper lip in a poker game. Aces and eights. Dead man's hand. It's a bitch.

Or it masks the scent.

It's a lengthy process. But worth it. Cooked for most of the day. The meat fell apart perfectly.

Yes. And it came out wonderfully.

I've never heard of free health care being provided by an employer. Unless it's an ICHRA, where they reimburse you. Which is shit. Might as well pay the deductible and use it. But I'd wait until the New Year, since deductibles have to be met every year.

Uhoh. 😳

I wanna try the Aquatic Mint.

Nah. I had a tour company years ago. A haunted historic walking tour.

Haha. Blackbeard's famous fried chicken. They do have on the menu though, Captain Flint's rum marinated pork chops. And they are pretty good.

Yeah. They'd smell you from a mile away and probably shoot you. Probably best for you to stay in Uncle Fucker, Tennessee.

I don't know why Warner Robbins comes up on anyone's radar. Not much to it. I've only been through it a couple of times on my way to Alabama. We're on the opposite side of the state.

it smells great in here today.

savannah, georgia? If you're looking for a beautiful, yet spooky city to visit this fall, consider Savannah. I know traveling is all fucked up now due to the pandemic, but masks are enforced down there. No mask = ticket. Anyways, the city is literally built on the dead. There are bodies all over the city. Cemeteries were knocked down in order to make roads and sidewalks. But the bodies remain where they were. Bonaventure Cemetery is one of the most beautiful places in the city. Scenes from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil were filmed there. A couple of signers of the Declaration of Independence are buried in Colonial Park Cemetery. James Lord Pierpont, the composer of Jingle Bells is buried in Laurel Grove Cemetery, as well as Juliette Gordon Low, the founder of the Girl Scouts. We have River Street, which is all cobblestone. Tons of fresh seafood and bars. Two candy stores, where the candy is made on site. Of course, there is The Pirate's House, where Robert Louis Stevenson wrote parts of Treasure Island at. Tunnels from The Pirate's House run to the river, where pirate's shanghaied people back in the 1700's. Their food isn't bad. They are famous for pecan fried chicken. Ghost Hunters and Ghost Adventures have both been a few times. One of the most haunted places in the whole city is the Moon River Brewing Company on Bay Street. I have been in the basement there where apparitions have been seen. I have been upstairs too, and that place is creepy as hell. Fort Pulaski is down there, if you're into Civil War history. There's a train museum that's really cool, and it is located next to the site of the second bloodiest battle of the Revolutionary War. There's also Tybee Island for those who want to go to the beach. Not much to do down there in the fall, but it's there. If you have ever been, tell me what you did while there and what sites you saw. If you've never been there but are interested, I can tell you all you need to know.

I'm not rich, nor am I in Manhattan. Probably the reasons why I've never heard of this brand before. I dig the colorful caps and tubes.

YOU make sure YOU get the angle right. I said you could BORROW my pressure washer. Not that I'd be operating it. If your pooter needs cleansing, then my pressure washer will do the trick.