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    I mean, no. Shit is where I draw the line. I'll let you borrow my pressure washer.
  2. resurrected
    That sounded like a wet one.
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    Pfft.
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    It means several things. None of which are comforting.
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    I mean, more than 10% is always appreciated.
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    Halloween is upon us. ~ entire world It's a fucking 100 degrees. Kids want ice for trick or treat. ~ Georgia
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    I don't dance for free. You gotta tip.
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    tell them your ghost ain't mini. tell them the last girl you fucked had to wear Depends for two months.
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    I didn't know there was knock off brand toothpaste. I mean, if I see someone brushing with some equate toothpaste, I'm gonna go all middle school on them and make fun of them.
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    Fantastic. Can I hold a dollar?
  12. resurrected
    Athena ate your pizza.
  13. resurrected
    Yes, I rage rejoined.
  14. resurrected
    Poor Naraku. He might just have it worse than Phillies.
  15. resurrected
    I figured he might have made an exception today. Maybe he's changing things up since Labor Day is over.
  16. resurrected
    So am I. 😉
  17. resurrected
    I am oblivious to my surroundings.
  18. resurrected
    Easy killa. Pornhub isn't going anywhere.
  19. resurrected
    NO, YOU! (rage quit)
  20. resurrected
    Wrong movie.
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    No.
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    (Summons my inner Patrick Swayze).
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    (Takes a bow).
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    It really gets kinky when the belt misses the ass and hits the nut sack and turns it blue.
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    The cure for ADD when I was coming up was a belt to the ass. Who else is old as hell?
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