resurrected

Somebody dipped their carrot in your ranch.

I thought it was going to be a Remington pistol with a silencer.

you old fart!

I've never seen it, but Debra Winger was the shit in Urban Cowboy.

Indeed. They are already filling the stores with this pumpkin spice shit, and it's still 100 degrees where I live. Next, they will have pumpkin spice covid testing.

Since the toe is the perpetrator, the ass is the victim.

If you can't finger it, toe it.

30 day ban. For toe in ass victimization.

Reported.

Georgia heat index of 110 says otherwise.

I couldn't resist, bro. Hahaha.

I'm gonna tag Packard in your posts. (Runs). Ha.

It's too hot for all that.

That's awesome!

Just don't tell disco, or that bitch will take it as an excuse to hit me. You know, that asshole kept kicking me out of bed last night because I didn't want to give her a back scratch. Threw my pillows across the room. I got back in bed and she threw her foot in my face. Kept tickling my pooter through my underwear. I kept screaming for help, but no one would come. I was victimized.

Get back to the dumpster, Queen.

Hell yeah.

Hahahahahahaha.

Like putting some Orange Goop on your butthole.

You'd have to ask her about that.

OK copycat.

I'm here so I don't get fired.

Hell no. I'm calling you horny.