resurrected

Haven't taken a shit in a few days. But I can rate the misery I'm going through right now, and that's a solid 9. I wish I could take a shit.

Ok. My boy doesn't drink coffee, but he'd drink the shit out of some juice or milk from this mug. He LOVES Minecraft. I must find one of these mugs.

Fuckin' aye right.

The scene where all the planes are attacking the ship made me puke in the theater. So, that movie always left a bad taste in my mouth. Literally.

Oh shit. Shots fired.

At least Naraku is easy on food. Just give him some Ramen.

fixed

Cheetos Nacho Cheese Doritos Lay's Original Chi Chi's Tortilla Chips

who are other couples on the boards? I know some, but I've probably forgotten.

I'm already there. Come on down.

i'd like to visit this place. Looks extremely creepy.

You got the AIDS in your pooter?

Nice. Heading to Coligny Beach?

But...why?

Happy Birthday to everybody.

Well, that's not fair, considering I can't argue, since I don't know what your state is. But yeah, my state can be naughty. Elaborate more and your non-allowance.

Eewwww. Phones. I know having a phone is important for emergencies, but I hate when someone calls. I just want it for me to be able to call if I absolutely have to, but I don't want anyone calling me. We have a phone in the kitchen and one in our bedroom. I will sit right here in my chair and let a phone ring and never get up to answer it. I don't even check the caller id first. Just let it ring.

Yeah, it's a major city. But since I'm from there, I just call it town.

I like Lincoln. The other three can get fucked. In Hell.

Supposed to be in the 80's this week here with a couple of mornings in the 60's. That's like jacket weather for us. I mean, we have worn shorts and t-shirts at Christmas several times. I just wish our winters were as cold as our summers are hot.

People who like Cool Ranch Doritos cannot be trusted. I'm gonna need you to step outside.

I was kind of thinking this today actually. Not about dying but, is this what life is supposed to be? I was reading in the newspaper and it sorta put things into perspective a little. Like, we spend so much time worrying over shit that doesn't really matter, that we forget to enjoy living. Of course, part of my joy of living is pointing out what pathetic c u next Tuesday's some people are. Then I just embrace my inner evil and Laissez les bons temps rouler.

We don't have a Chipotle nearby. We do have a Chili's nearby and that place is a plate full of ass. Been there one time and took one bite and said I wasn't paying. We left and went somewhere else.

I will stand by this. Cheetos or get the fuck out.

Well, I figured since you were a lot younger than me, you'd be into games. I'm middle aged and I'm into them.