Hajime

Yes. No. It's a job. You will learn the more they pay you, the less work you actually have to do. They pay you well just to know how to fix things. Also, you don't have to learn how to code to make good money. If you do get Comp Tia, dont accept anything less than $18/hr for entry level although now you can probably do much better because wages are rising pretty quickly.

Its a mixed bag. You'll be doing hard work anywhere you go with it but some places pay okay. The highest ive come across was $30/hr just off the A+ cert alone but that one also wanted 2 years experience. Youll get hired right away then just bounce after 6 months for something higher paying.

Obviously he is experiencing hallucinations from the constant drug intake.

Cool story bro.

Has anyone ever even seen his face?

Why are you in your 30s still riding the bus?

Continue.

You have a job? Sorry, with all the posts and drug use I thought you were on disability.

Where's the over reaching ban hammer when you really need it?

Riveting.

All we need is a string quartet to serenade the descent.

Unless you're Cleopatra

It's funny. I remember that dude's posts but I can't fathom how he was creepy still just posting once or twice a day or not at all like most people are doing these days. Like, who is left to even be creeped out? Haha

Bet.

You just have to degrease it with 50 napkins first.

Or is she ded

He was the only sane one here.

I should fit right in.

I can't find this years thread.

It could be they went to the ER uninsured, the admin staff did paperwork and the person got Medicaid. I dunno, my best guess.

You don't see me complaining when Americans call teppanyaki "hibachi."

I love pierogies.

I'd be fucking pissed too.

@ghostrek Chapter 1 Apparition After surviving a tsunami, having sex with a plant, and seeing fugg's wonderful chocolate pussy, Kagome decided it was time to go to a different part of the world. I suppose Inuyasha was supposed to take place hundreds of years ago, and I somewhat reflected that fact in the past segments, but let's just ignore that, for convenience and my laziness as a writing hack. It is now the 1990s, which was when Kagome was a schoolgirl in high school anyway, meaning in 2020 she is a crusty 40-something woman, lol Anyway, back to the 90s, it just so happened that Harry Potter took place during this decade. Kagome, being somewhat magical and related to Kikyo, was not exactly a muggle, and not exactly a witch. I really don't know what the fuck to call her. A useless whore would be more apt, but we are referring to her magical capabilities here. Let's just call her a MaHoe. Mahou is Japanese for magic. Kagome had heard from her father, Godzilla, a magical kaiju, that a school of magic existed in Scotland. He learned this from the Loch Ness Monster. JK Rowling said there was some magical school in Japan as well, but I don't feel like looking up the details. Probably something stupid based on the geographical features of Japan she looked up on wikipedia, like all writers do these days. One of the students of the Japanese school happened to be a neighbor of Kagome's. Her name was Kusai. She found Kagome walking home alone from school one day. "Konnichiwa, Kagome," said Kusai. "Who the fuck are you?" exclaimed Kagome. "And why do you know my name?" Kusai grinned. "I am a witch from the Japanese school of magic. Your father told me you would like to get away from a while." "Japanese school of magic?" Kagome's eyebrows raised. "Yes, your father happens to visit our school frequently. Some of the mythical beasts we keep are his friends. Our school is on an island to the south, near Iwo Jima." "Interesting . . ." Kusai continued. "However, I have nout sought you out to inform you of our school. No, your father wanted me to take you to Hogwarts, the school in the UK. Seeing as though we are in Japan and speaking English, this should pose no difficulty." "lol ok" "Well, seeing as you're just accepting everything as is without being dumbfounded, let's just cut to the chase." Kusai grabbed Kagome by the hand and grabbed her Hitachi wand out. "We're about to apparate across the world." "Wha-" and before Kagome could finish her thought, they were already in unfamiliar grounds. "Welcome to Hogwarts," said Kusai. Kagome looked at the enormous castle in front of her for a few seconds . . . before noticing the giant squid in the lake. Now, all she cared about was the lake. She was running towards. "Get back here, Kagome," commanded Kusai. "I have to report to the despotic bitch Umbridge." Kagome heard none of Kusai's words. "Well, you leave me no choice. Imperio." Kusai controlled Kagome to come back to her. "Did you just control me?" "Yes, and I will do it again if you step out of line." Kusai and Kagome walked into Hogwarts. Their adventure begins, I think . . . although I might not bother finishing this. Oh well.