Hajime

I just finished reading the Harry Potter series, including The Cursed Child. 3 weeks, a new record for me. Anyway, taking a break from fantasy for now. I'm reading Jurassic Park, as I heard it's very different from the movies. Next, I will read LotR.

I recall fuggs calling you hot though. She makes exceptions.

lol he hates her

fuggs doesn't care as long as you're white 😉

Venting here is never a good idea, unless you're prepared for trolling. It honestly sounds like you need a good friend. Of course, it won't be me, but just saying.

Sounds like anal leakage. Maybe try a cleansing coffee enema.

dposse

Dress as a kawaii Japanese schoolgirl and masturbate to Avril Lavigne's shitty music.

Indeed, and use those references in your English essay.

I'm going to write the next chapter of yoyr one story, Kagome goes to Hogwarts and learns to moan from Myrtle. Coming soon!

fuggs is in South Carolina. I'll tell her you'll be closeby.

fuck you

Your cat is actually Professor McGonagall.

To add more on to this, Harry was so touched by Snape's wanting feet pics that he named his first son with the same color eyes as Lily's after him and the gay wizard. Truly touching.

I take this as a compliment.

Oh . . . well, Voldemort made attendance compulsory in Deathly Hallows. Dementors were also flying everywhere in Britain and even muggles were feeling down. Maybe that's how Rowling made a reference to her death, as explicitly stating it would probably be considered distatsteful.

All valid pointa, but what's wrong with it taking place in the 90s?

Disgusting.

Happy birthday

Shit, I guess I know my music. You're welcome.

Two things came to mind

moar

Too saucy for Pat, apparently.

bnmjy

lol, I got banned