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Be that as it may, the image is still forever ingrained in your head, her succulent chocolate taffy.

Go shit on fugg's hooha, pillow fucker.

what the fuck

tootsie roll

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why

Fortunately, they're almost always with their parents when they come.

I don't think you meant to make it seem like it gives you a massive hardon, but ok.

Well shit, I'm gonna have to gey creative. Um, spend a day with a homeless guy at an amusement park and blow him at least once in the bathroom.

Staining them, thinking of her immaculate hooha.

Actual enema performed by a proctologist then.

I mean, yeah, but I do it and don't really care that it happens to my threads. It's just usually, my threads stay topical. His never do because no one takes him seriously.

No, new drink kids like to order because it was trending on tik tok. Strawberry acai blended with strawberries and blackberries. Really fruity and sweet.

Disgusting.

green tea enema

who wants to see fugg's hooha?

Well, I work at a starbucks so . . . want a free 10 dollar gift card? lol, I'm serious.

You can just say an antidepressant, and if they press further, say Prozac. I think there's less stigma to mere depression. Unless, of course, you'd rather not lie like this.

Drinking? Old habits die hard. You'll be back to it soon enough. Boredom? You frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one, having your topics frequently derailed. DUI? Oh right, you have no license. Loneliness? Again, you frequently visit a forum where you are liked by no one.

@1938 Packard will retire, become incredibly lonely and bored from not interacting with others from his current job, thus resorting to drinking. He will then get a DUI and most of his pension will go towards that. FIN

Shut yo mouth and suck a dick, ratched ass ho.

Flash your hooha and walk out of the job.

zombieninjakitten, fuggs, misaka, quackers, and bucket Well . . . zombie is a gynecologist, quackers a nurse, and bucket and misaka are fugg's two adopted white autistic children. fuggs gets a pap smear with all people present in a room. zombie discovers a cyst and diagnoses fuggs with stage 4 ovarian cancer. fuggs goes through life changing moments, having milotary hottie divorce his wife and marry her instead. Bucket gets a sex change and gets a black boyfriend. Misaka . . . well he's still Misaka. And the cancer miraculously gets cured and they all live happily ever after.