I have an idea of a short story involving you getting banned from a Mcdonalds, and you come up with a "clever" idea to bypass it. You have blankets wrapped around Madison and she's in the driver's seat. You see the road via facetime facing the windshield. The cashier at the window, however, recognizes your car and reluctantly takes the blanket your blanket up. You call her a cunt and pull a tampon out from your sweaty hooha and throw it at the the cashier. It lands in her mouth and she vomits all over the window. You kegelspasm and drive away, now in the driver's seat. You speed down the highway in a construction zone going 85. You decide to go to Chick Fil A and you see Zeni and Viper walk out, holding hands. As you enter, you say "the gays are disgusting." Every single person in the restaurant starts clapping. When it's your turn to order, the manager comps your meal for upholding Christian values. You feel proud, despite obviously having a bastard child. It's a good day to be fuggs. Free food and shit. And then you go home to find the police waiting for you. The cunt from Mcdonalds called the police on you. Fuck her. I'M MAAAAANNNNNIIIIIC.
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