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  1. Banning grown men who pretend to be anime girls on another forum.
  2. A PM. Hopefully no one told Packard. Someone told the as subreddit about this place though.
  3. Have a judas chair penetrate her.
  4. a blank stare that makes the person recoil in horror
  5. "Oh dear. Oh d-d-d-dear dear."
  6. On the bright side, you're lowering your risk for kidney stones. But the beetus.
  7. You need to step up down your game and switch to Chinese cartoons for pleasure. No need for your skills in pressing buttons.
  8. Indeed, but from our modern perspective, sodomy in those days was pretty nasty. No douches, so anything put up the ass would be smeared in shit. With oral sex, you'd have to deal with the fermenting smegma and . . . it's just too disgusting to describe.
  9. I don't know about that. They rarely bathed in those times, so I imagine anything other than vanilla vaginal sex would be exceptionally disgusting.
  10. Literally? Yes, my on fire.
  11. bnmjy

    I'm bored.

    He didn't ask to be tortured.
  12. yes, a shiba inu aka the doge breed
  13. Rather smell dog farts than morbidly obese wearing same underwear fora week farts.
  14. I usually say you all. Many people here say yinz. Mine. Whater. Soda.
  15. Interviewer calls security. Zeni cowers. Shades on, westpark masturbates to the spectacle.
  16. I assume you've bought them before, so just go with your favorite. You also just go to your local mother nature store or whatever the hell it's called; the one store in the mall that sells incense and hippie crap and just sample the scents there. Personally, for incense, I really like opium and dragon blood. As for potpourri, I never was into it that much.
  17. Since you said therapy, I was thinking something like potpourri or incense.
  18. Chocobos seem pretty fucking useless in a world full of magic and high technology. Just eat that bird. Cook it rotisserie style with fira and spice it with gysahl greens.
  19. bnmjy

    >.<

    One oddly shaped leek.
  20. bnmjy

    >.<

    It wasn't supposed to be a Christmas tree . . .
  21. bnmjy

    >.<

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  22. Can't wait for the new year. Gonna drink some mimosas. Haven't had them for a long time.
  23. zeni was always phone. seven days.
  24. Wow, I really do believe you get jealous over fictitious characters. Good show!
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