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Oh, that's a shame. Since it lives there's still a chance it will breed. Hopefully it hasn't yet.

You need to sacrifice waifu.

The Thing will kill everyone. Way to go, genius. -1

chou kanashii monogatari (super sad story)

Don't. You fap too much. Let your brain chemistry reset for once.

@fuggnificent you need to do this.

Play with your massive dong.

over 60k, possibly 70k. I made such good use of my limited time on Earth.

lol It's seriously the first thing I thought before opening this thread and noticing you were in it.

Gaara is my favorite Naruto character, you bitch.

-1

Treat yourself by putting the rabbit on the max setting.

JeNewBee please. Buy a hooker.

When you walk away you don't hear me say "please, oh baby, don't go. Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let go.

that intresting let party

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I liked my mixed drinks, but to be honest I don't like to drink that much. I still have a bottle of Guinness from a six pack I bought back in September.

Toughie. Either mapo tofu or yakitori.

Well it works, most of the time. Try guided meditation tracks. They have you imagining being in a serene forest and shit.

Violent masturbation.

Fine, I won't say sex. What comes close is the endorphin rush after a long bout of aerobic exercise e.g. the runner's high. It sometimes feels like I'm on the top of the world. Another is accomplishing a goal you've labored long for.