phillies' futa waifu
fugg's hooha
ghostrek's massive dong
Sponge's unread fanfics
Packard's smoke rags that really smell like cigarette smoke and shit
Luuv's (RIP) verbose words of wisdom, now sacred
Stench of Toonami on a Saturday night
Make your own list, criticize mine, or whatever.
Edit: Sorry Kudasai. The Judas chair is no longer en vogue.