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You get a PM of fugg's hooha. Enjoy.

You put shit in the peanut butter AGAIN. No thanks.

Looks are the most important thing in life.

Bitch, I told you to stop spelling hooha as hoohah.

Well, you can go sick a duck for all I care.

No.

or rather, laughing at scenes that aren't meant to be funny. Can you think of any? I thought the one part in Oldboy, where the one guy is tricked into fucking his own daughter, and the sounds of her moans playing on the tape while he breaks down, was hilarious. #edgelord

Oh, is it? Last I recall, we reconciled and I promised to leave him alone, which I did. Whatever the case, idrgaf so have fun.

How much SSI have you claimed from the government?

It's based on the number of posts you have. 5 for 10k, 4 for 5k, and I don't remember the post requirements for the others. Of course, make the Asian be perceptive of numerical values. Edit: I think it's 3k for 3, 1k for 2, and 50 for 1.

Futa Miku will be pissed that you want Zeni's man love.

Easy rule of thumb: affect is the verb, effect is the noun. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but I did misuse a word the other day that was a pretty good example.

Spinach > kale

Ric is right. You better post a vid so I can make a gif and torment others here.

Pornhub and . . . hubbub. Or maybe pornhub and hubbb.

Nobody gives a shit who you are.

A fertilized womb you so desperately want, but never will have.

Have you ever seen him/her/them? He/she/they already have a high level of estrogen.

Misaka is very sad he didn't get to see your asshole.

Getting drunk because you're depressed and lonely is a very Christmas thing to do. Get some Chinese takeout and put on Netflix. Winning non-Christmas combination there. Avoid alcohol.

I hope your day is full of sweet things, such as tootsie rolls.

@fuggstop You know what to do.

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Not quite. There is more than one British accent. Pronouncing the R at the end of a word is called rhoticity. Most British accents are non-rhotic, although there are some well-known rhotic ones such as Scottish, Welsh, and Irish. Most non-native speakers of English have a non-rhotic accent. It's just really hard to master that R. It's normally just replaced in a similar sound combination in their native tongues. I wasn't referring to rhoticity anyway. As a test, say "rare." Notice the positioning of your tongue. It curls and almost touches the top of your mouth. The German R is produced from the uvula, that thing that hangs in the back of your mouth.