midnight

There’s that damn “spousal unit” title again. No longer will I refer to you as disco. From now on, I shall call you “Nag.” (Midnight has been hacked. This is not midnight). (Dips out of the room, very quickly).

That garlic tho. Yes sir!

We make some awesome chili. But like disco said, it’s too damn hot here still.

Share something interesting. The internet is finally fixed, so maybe I can keep up a little better now.

You loved me, like 3 days ago. Wtf, man? 😂

I look like Yukon’s dad.

I’d post a picture of my beard, but I just got my internet fixed and don’t want to break it again.

Ask anyone who doesn’t know me. I’m cool as shit, bro.

Mine was longer than that when I was 7.

I will check it out. Like I said, it’s way down the road, but something we are definitely interested in. I don’t drink, but a cold Guinness is the best. I’d like to try to brew stout beer. It’s the only beer I really like.

I just got a foot cut off of mine a couple months ago. I know what you’re going through. As crazy as it sounds, keep a compact in your pocket and pull it out after you eat and brush through it. I don’t use oil much, unless I have to speak at a banquet. I know you’re in the public eye all day, so I get the oil and trying to keep it nice looking. Makes it harder to just run your hands through it and let the debris fall. Beards collect a lot of shit. I’ve had mine for over five years now. It’s down to my man tits now. But no one is gonna help a dude out when he has food in it. People like to stare. Just keep a small compact and a small comb in your pocket. It’ll brush right out in a hurry.

Smokey, our fat cat, ran into the room last night and tea-bagged your effigy. He tried to tea-bag it anyways. He has been neutered, but that didn’t stop him from trying to have his way with it. I popped him on his rear to make him stop. Finally was successful. I set down the effigy of Zeni, but he felt too much of a female presence and bailed. Our cat is hetero-challenged. Totally not a true story. (Shoots Sponge an effigy-humping, gay cat fanfic).

Send me an invite to your business page on Facebook, so I can give it a like. Also, a beer garden is unheard of here. Sounds awesome. We eventually, hope to delve into the realm of micro brewing. Way down the road. We are also interested in trying to make wine. We have a small vineyard, very small, but would be perfect for trying our hand at wine.

Beware of the 💪.

8. Never used contacts. The phone feature on my phone is the one feature I don’t use. I never answer the phone. We don’t answer the landline either.

Could be diabetes, kidney issues, or a UTI. Also, the older cats get, the more prone to arthritis they are. Try changing your litter box to a flatter one. He could be having a hard time getting into the litter box. Of course, like others have said, start by taking him to the vet. His problem may be territorial and he needs to be neutered. We have three cats, all of which have been fixed. It’s not very expensive. But I would start there before considering putting him down.

Also, I want this as a fucking screen saver on the computer, phone and tv.

Dude, I’m laughing my ass off right now at this fucking image! Jesus.

Seems like the right place to spew the famous, “There’s no ‘I’ in team.” But there’s an “M” and an “E.” (Shows himself out).

Shame on me. My total bad. You are a blowhard or masterous proportions. (Hangs head in shame).

You dealin’ with menopause on CJOH, while I’m dealing with it here on the frontlines. (Hauls ass before disco sees this). >>>>>>> J/k disco. 👀

(Passes Trigun the helium) Settle down pardn’r

When I was a supervisor, I worked with my crew. Sure, I had my other duties as a supervisor, like paperwork and overseeing operations, but working with the people builds morale and shows the workers you won’t ask them to do anything you wouldn’t do yourself. No circular logic there. Just logic.

Wait. Here’s my bicep.>>> 💪