midnight

If you’re a teenager, run when you see Zenigundam.

Yeah. Haven’t quite figured out all the features yet. But apparently, we got the “easy-to-lose” model, smart remote. We have Google Home too, and she’s a smart ass. And a pain in the ass. She’s helpful with math, but other than that, she sucks.

Just our little humble abode. Hectic as hell. Never a dull moment.

I’ll go you one better.... our remote is voice activated. Don’t even have to push a button. (Shows lazy fat ass out the door).

It was a wild night last night. Friday nights at the disco/night compound can get a little crazy.

We couldn’t find the balloon either. It was under the remote, under the comforter, under the bed.

Doesn’t sound bad. I wasn’t going to cook today, because we're doing a cook out tomorrow, but I cannot get enough of these curried chop burritos. I can’t get enough curry. I put it on almost everything now. Disco doesn’t want it anymore, but too bad. Haha!

Hot dogs are cool. Beef ones. I can’t handle the pork or chicken ones. We’re going to the park tomorrow and grill burgers.

Pan seared, curried pork chop strips burritos, with spicy mayo.

I finally agree with you, alpha teen hunger force!

Far from it. Us grandparents don’t know wtf we're doing with new technology.

I didn’t buy a 4K smart tv just to have to get up and turn it off or adjust the volume. You can’t navigate without the remote. But it’s been found. Which is a good thing.

The fuck I want to do that for?

Well, when you put it like that.. hell yes!

I’ve been trying to get disco ticket me get one for years. I see them in the pet stores, and they are too awesome!

Ya know, they weren’t ruled out at first!

Alpha as phuq! 😂😂

It’s a new tv with a smart remote, and I haven’t even figured out all the crap on this thing. I was about to google and see if my set up had some sort of remote finder option. Or order another one. I mean, it was on the bed. Got up, turned around, gone! Like, what the hell? Did a ghost swipe it or what? Ha!

Size 16, 4E.

It took us an hour to find it. It was under a comforter set, under the bed! How the hell it got there, we will never know!

(Sends Sponges some socks).

“Realm of eternal retardation”, wins quote of the day! I have never heard that, and I love it.

(Calls Billy the Exterminator).

(Gets eyelids sewn shut).

That sounds hard to beat, Sponges. Not a bad Friday at all.