fuggnificent

in my family, grand parents do that ish twas how i was raised. this isnt my first weekend alone while mom parties it up.

so im stuck here. wanna go out... esp now that im $40 rich, bitch!!

lol google not helping, huh?

i ate way too much today and i feel disgusting. dont wanna talk about it

i checked. its not.

they moved in @10 pm last night today when i got home from work they had not one.. not two... not three.. .but FIVE cars in their yard and lil churn wondering about everywhere. the lil churn were standing staring at us as we left and came back home. ::HMM:: S:

rawk O0 :420: :brownbottle: :beer:

i have rose tea i never drink. that looks gud

Im now the mother of a 2nd grader 8)

Yer back!

Gay^3

I just asked how big poofs dick is...didnt need to know all that.

So the gay

Dont listen to the haters.It looks distinguished. Hey, how do you feel about mulatto babies?

Banging doesnt mean i prostrate myself before them. I enjoy their dick. I dont shuck and jive for their approval.

What will it take for you to let him come back?

Hey why arent u funny anymore? Who or what broke you?

No That's why i blocked his stupid ass. Theres no such saying and it doesnt even make sense. The saying is that you eat 10 spiders. Ive never seen a spider in my house but his dusty ass has been bitten by one so I'm sure hes eating them too.

Yes! Apparently i have a doppelganger who people really seem to like.

i use to be really into them. i would buy a bag of about 50 tea lights. loved them but got lazy. i burn scented candles which im allergic to but i take a benadryl and sleep next to my candle and burnnit all night

broken clock right twice a day

i can hear customers now "ugh, are you a freaking robot? GET ME A HUMAN!"

gonna get a box of kleenex and some dayquil and mucinex and take my ass to work cuz i gots bills to pay

if they automated my job the robots would emerge themselves in water or jump off the roof