fuggnificent

What do you need?

Now u gotta gay marry...yes ...gay marry....cuz straight marry is so 2009.

Everytime I write an ending...There's a sync error and its lost, phone blinks and it disappears,or the file gets corrupted in the computer. So i said FINE- ill WRITE THIS ENDING DOWN...now ive been looking thru all my notebooks and i CANT FIND IT. ..GODDAMMIT FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD#$%*)!×!A!!SET $@@1

hey neko how you been. hope all is well.

I wish. Drug test in somewhere near future and i dont know when. Fucking job.

Soulmate is not supposed to be just lile you.

Bored. Offspring hogging my tv.

A black samsung s6 tshirt with blue sweatpants.

i love five guys..but im already humongous...so ill indulge in them like once or twice a year.

meh im mad i feel set up now as i replay the movie through my mind i totally see that they pretty much knew they were gonna die!! the whole time!

i dont watch love stories or read romance anymore because i write it myself...so as not to mess with my art blah blah so i get this movie about two lovers and its great.. im loving it.. .its so mushy... so romantic then they fucking die!! THEY DIE! GOD DAMN IT WHY!!!!!!!!!??!! UGGGGGHH im done with today...gonna go overdose on some pills and sleep

i dont use birth control either

my moms afraid of lizards and frogs and snakes.. stuff like that she wanted a hamster but i know my mom wont want it in the house. so i suggested turtle because we can keep him outside unless it gets too cold

Not surprised.

my brother: what are you doing? madison: counting my pennies my brother: why? madison: im going to the bahamas in 2020 me: ahh, theyre closed on the weekends madison: we drove all the way here for nothing. that was a waste of gas. (funny because she's caught on to me complaining too much about using up the gas in my car LOL!!) *sees airplane in the distance* madison: mommy, i want to ride in an airplane me: you will one day, honey, airplane tickets cost a lot of money madison: i hope we're not on the no fly list me: mom, you are not a good tutor mom: i am to a good tutor me: you told her to count with her fingers when the answer was 15 madison: yah, what was i supposed to do?? grow more?

what? too difficult?

wow. really insightful. im just.. blown away. now turn that critical mirror upon thyself and figure your own shit out, too!

i thought that was a requirement

no dood. .thats not how vetoes work also, you dont have veto powers. like. at all. seriously.

see why couldnt people just say this? whyd it have to be such a big fucking secret?

signed fool doesnt even know you can't veto until ALL the votes are in! Incompetence!

YES BECAUSE IF ITS POPULAR IT CANT BE GOOD MUSIC

that was awesome lol!! once i grabbed my person, put my child in my car and tried to start my car... and it wouldnt start. i thought my battery died so i start freaking out.... then here comes my mom.. walks up to my window...and dangles my keys in front of my face. fucking technology.

Dont worry. He doesnt know what it means either.