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Why is Bob eating the pussy?

Now who is Bob??! And no, i wanna take care of you!

itd totally blow up on twitter

thats how fast moose got banned

she really needs to lay off the crack. nows shes attacking the very japanese business men that paid good money for her services

but how are we gonna gay marry if you do that? -_'

reminds me of when my friend started watching the lastest Ring movie..and as soon as the movie started he had a horrendous nosebleed. He did not finish the movie. Demons be real, bro.

not bariatric surgery. i want to get the shots or pills.

ok. noted.

the scene where he hits on the pizza guy

rule of thumb. dont listen to ANYTHING buddy EVER says about me. hes obsessed but very very stupid and only knows about 30% actual facts about me. i didnt sleep last night because i was up all night writing a very difficult very emotional scene ive been working on for a long time surrounding Rory, my gay character. Pooh is familiar with him and has read some stuff with him in it...said she likes him and wanted to hear more about him. whats funny is that buddy actually read this shit too so i dont know why he is lying now... i guess rule of thumb here is that buddy likes to piggy back off me for attention and will involve himself in every single one of my threads. heres a snippet of my older writing with rory..but not what i was working on last night. ive been working on this shit for quite a while: D: You’re telling me you learned how to love from Rory? E: In a way, yes. You see, when Rory loves, he does it with all his heart fully without fear over and over no matter what people do to him. He doesn’t let the past affect him or hold him back. He understands. He forgives. All of that he’s going to show you. D: You really believe he wants to help us? E: Rory wants whatever I want. Deja shakes her head. She doesn’t see how Rory can possibly change her in one night but she throws up her hands. D: Whatever. If that’s what you want, so be it. R: Ah, so. Let’s get to it then. Rory smiles, stands up,and then grabs both of Deja’s hands before lifting her up before him. R: You and I are going to have lots of fun fun FUN. Erin eyes he him warily. E: Not too much fun, Rory. R: Oh, Erin. You know your most precious treasure is safe in my capable hands. Erin nods. Rory and Deja leave. They get into a spacious limo. Deja realizes the limo belongs to Rory. He gets in next to her and sits close. Deja takes note of his cologne with is very sensual and sexy. The interior of the limo is very intimate. Rory pours Deja a glass of champagne. R: Drink.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/xx-hilarious-average-life-goals-for-anyone-who-doesnt?bffbvideo&utm_term=.veryP6jj0z#.jwAKqzOOek 1.)being able to afford to go see a bariatric doctor 2.) finishing just ONE book... just ONE..edited and published and everything 3.) having a car that doesnt need ANY work on it... now i need tires, an alignment, rear brakes and an oil change in less than 1000 miles (oil change? yes...its synthetic.. thats 90 fucking bucks) . fucking expensive! 4. madison to get 100% straight As one school year... she got ONE B this year.. ONE... i know thats not really average..but shes only in 1st grade so she cant not know simple shit like adding.. or she cant mess up just adding... she improved the grade and got an A average but that one lil semester B pissed me off 5. own a jailbroken firestick

i took xbox calls before deadpool came out and i know that seems irrelavent but you would not believe the amount of people that were talking about the pansexuality just on XBOX LIVE CALLS to customer service... people were REALLY looking forward to it and it made me excited about the movie as well. One customer said "hes pansexual.. that means he will have sex with anything" and he didnt even say this to me, he was just talking to his buddies playing xbox. He sounded like a straight redblooded american male, too... My point is, people were not only ready for it, they were actively looking forward to it.. and i feel the movie did not live up to expectations. but yah.. maybe in the movies to come

yesterday my daughter picked up my almond snickers and tore off a piece while looking me right in the eye after i told her no... then after the piece was torn off she goes" can i have a piece"... im like.."your nasty 7 year old fingers have been all over it. i dont want it anymore" anyway. i understand,

Cool. I saved them this time so I can remember. I experiment with making one of my main characters more fluid in his sexuality but he's not gay. And the primarily gay character is femme but also very fluid at times. I dont confine them in strict GAY, STRAIGHT, ETC boxes...i do worry that this waters down their representation ..do you think i should? something i kind of think about but not too much

i do care. i actually tried to pm you but you have me blocked what are some major no nos you see when people try to include lgbt characters. you named one i am guilty of myself... the gay bestfriend... im not changing my stuff but i could use your thoughts in future stuff i do

i thought you could add some intelligent thoughts of your own to it ..but i guess i overestimated you. again.

https://moviepilot.com/p/glaad-study-lgbt-representation-deadpool-harley-quinn/4278846?utm_source=fb-stream-post&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=glaad-says-deadpool-and-suicide-squad-erased-characters-sexuality

they get in my car and then crawl in my hair.. .but im trying not to kill anymore

Oh the years spent on literotica....until i found nifty.org.

I have hundreds of pages of story....just struggle with the endings. So apparently the universe wants my stuff to keep going and never end. So there!

Im so lucky as to never have anyone vomit on me. Even when i had a baby she never spit up on me. I think god knows i couldn't handle it.

Im way too sophisticated for md 20/20. And yes i know all black girls love it but not this black girl.

Im sorry about the lil white spider that i pulled out or my hair and smooshed last week. Next spider ill save and release into the wild lol

I found my ending! You work quick.