fuggnificent

Hopefully he'll be like 98 and it wont hurt much.

its plenty fine. he's male.

lets see jason got mad over a trump argument and defriended both me AND my brother. he still talks to my brother. dont talk to me and ignored my last message. dont get what his problem is. weve been friends over 20 years. chris doesnt hang out on social media like that but he visits from charleston when hes in town. mom loves him like whoa. hes a huge asshole and always broke but really funny and full of info. he works two jobs so is always really busy but always answers my calls. marco is a huge asshole. typical millennial. but just texts me out of the blue on a regular basis. hes the only one i still bang. stopped talking to military hottie earlier this year. he didnt know how to be my friend .wouldnt talk to me like a normal person and always kept it sexual. something he did not do WHILE we were fucking. we actually spoke and he listened to all my problems blah blah blah... but as soon as he moved cross country, he just wanted pics and to cyber. i hate cybering. always have. so it didnt work out. i think hes all hyper sexualized because he isnt getting enuff or satisfied or whatever? its gotta be strange? i dunno. he'll be back. always comes back. was friends with brent for a while until his girlfriend messaged me and told me he lied to me about breaking up with her last year. so fuck brent.

aww your such a tourist! its cute youre downtown fort sumter is cool its the slave market, not the city market its folly beach goodnite

easy mistake..everything is within 15 minutes of each other

oh you said you were staying downtown. its only 930. you done for the day? whatd you do?

dont go to north charleston and get shot. haha just kidding. you should totally go to north charleston.

lobster bisque

only when the animal is delicious

you cant get naked, smother yourself in honey, lie on an ant pile and not expect to get bit!

you cant get naked at an orgy then expect nobody to fuck you

i dunno. did you check MAH BELLY!

phillies come over and rub my swollen bunions (labor of love)

well..i... i ...just..um ...well

moms gonna help. says i have to buy a new grill but i dun care. been craving it since chandler bought us a free one for xmas. i thought i wouldn't like it (dont eat pork like that) but found myself eating it for five days straight lol and i never cook from recipes because i always think i cant find all them weird ingredients but walmart has every single spice. its $40 fucking dollars but worth it!

wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire

found it on youtube losers

loved the movie

cooking,gardening and sehttp://unevenedge.com/Smileys/default/JvHaOtv.gifwing lol

ballin'

why the bacon look uncooked?

condiments

i keep a mini deordorant in my purse in case i forget

Why so you can post a map to it when you get mad? DONT SHOW HIM SHIT