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This is so much fun. I might make a parody video when i get home. Thank you!

They better not ban my snoogy woogums

Oh yeah sure. Of course hunny >>

Hes slacking off so i went ahead and posted it.

Poof helped me realize i prolly just like white cock. I would love poof with a vagina too tho cuz shes just that awesome. N e way mind yer business.

Look up little evil on netflix. Cant wait to watch that shit.

Whisper sweet nothings in my pms phillies

Slutty McSlut Slut lets start a club

Halfway through. Bored outta my faise.

Can u link porns with you and black chick?

She must look hilarious squished up in that tiny ass car with the steering wheel pushing up against her neck. Hope she never gets in an accident with another car cuz her chances of being squashed to death is extremely high lol

whut aw well. what the heck. :fap:

awkward? i dont get that. you had sex with them...how the hell would it be awkward around them? i question if people are mature enough to ne having sex if they fucking people they arent even comfortable around.

my muffler doesnt expel a cloud of smoke every time i press on the gas so pretty darn good

wait so you didnt get a new car you really needed and got your ratchett gf a car in your name yah thisll end well at least you might have a ride next time you on the side of the road broke down

Aw lil yankee tummy hurt?

Get a much needed salad or some subway

My daughter has 20 inch long thick easily tangled hair and shes EXTREMELY tender headed. When she was three she WOULD NOT let me do her hair. Shed scream and toss her head back n forth making it impossible. Plus i grew up with boys..no girl cousins or anything...never did anyone elses hair. Long story short..whenever my cousin came around shed do madison hair and itd always look cute. She offered to do it regularly for money 3 years ago. Long story short my family is full of really cruel assholes and bitches. Partly my aunt her mom fault..my aunt lied and said i said some shit i never said..i dont even fuck with my aunt like that because shes very toxic..i guess she got mad that i wouldn't get her something to eat (she has her own car and im not a fucking taxi) she decided to fuck with my arrangement with my cousin. So i now have no one to do madison hair and have to do it myself. I stressed out abt it all week. But lo and behold it came out great! Madison even said it hurt less than when my cousin does it. Hopefully itll last thru the night. Gonna do cute lil buns next week

Well i liked to dance. Charleston has the best clubs. But after they closed down my favorite spot it was super lame and i rather just go home n fuck...fucking being the only real point of going out anyway in Candyland.

Stay. Have a drink.

I thought you were gonna say you actually like..went to parties. I went to parties and club hopped a lot but i sidnt enjoy as much as staying in Military hottie days id just bug him all weekend tell hed come over and lay pipe. Or message who would become my baby daddy and other guys. Once i had regular sex clubbing didnt interest me. I remember going out then begging my friends to take me to military hotties place and they got sick of me lol

Somebody awesome will know what this is from.

Youre adorable. I wish i knew your race not that it matters but it helps.

Oh, it's getting all over me.

now theres a poll