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Sally. Sally was my mother in law's name. She was the only Sally I've ever known, but now just hearing the name sets my teeth on edge. It's so tainted that if I ever meet another one, I'll probably walk away without giving her a chance, just because.

But that's just business as usual.

That is an insight.

You really are desperate.

You don't understand because a) you're normal and b) you don't have a clinical background. I mean, while my areas of specialty don't include psych per se, I have been around long enough to encounter some majorly fucked-up individuals. Take care of a Munchausen's for a few days, and one comes to realize the lengths that an ill person will go to for attention. Compared to somebody who is willing to rub feces into an iv site in order to prolong a hospital stay, she's an amateur at attention-seeking.

Everything you touch, you destroy.

Allergies aren't from us killing the planet. They're from the planet trying to kill us. (Self-defense all the way, Your Honor.)

Beg to differ. Rye or pumpernickel - the sourness contrasts perfectly with the sweetness of the jelly and the mild saltiness of the peanut butter.

Rye also is the best for PBJs.

What you walked into was fuggs posting about 10% of a fact and me being unable to deal with ghostie before being adequately caffeinated. Now you know.

Don't toy with me, child.

You're late - I've been eligible for a while now.

Then reply to her. Better yet, don't - go make a video. Your loyal subscribers (including me) wait in despair.

He can still piss off if he can't learn to reply appropriately. His post immediately followed mine, and I'm too fucking old to read his mind.

Piss off, ghostie. If I posted them, you wouldn't read them anyway.

Mine too, although 30 is way in the rearview mirror. Happy birthday to us!

Then stop disseminating faulty information... Most of the decreased risks of female reproductive cancers and breast cancers from childbearing only apply to grand multiparas (women who have had 5 or more babies). And it has no effect on cervical cancer, which is the 4th most common cancer diagnosed in women world wide.

My mother had 7 babies and still died from cancer.

It does work better, but I love the smell of Ben Gay.

I have thread ideas, but none of you damned kids want to talk about the best type of Bingo dabber or which is better, Ben Gay or Icy Hot.

How lovely that you let your 9 year old post in the same forum where you berate others for their lack of sexual activity and post photos of your genitalia.

Oh, no, honey. I'd dismember you and serve your liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.