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A hard-boiled egg with lots of horseradish on it. It won't make your socks tingle, but you won't notice because it will make your sinuses scream.

That's the problem with being both crazy and reasonably intelligent - people don't understand how incredibly miserable you are because you can compensate well enough to keep functioning.

My dad had red-green color blindness, so when they decorated the house, he and my mom (and later, my stepmom) used every color but those two. But when he gave gifts after my mother died, he'd always give me and my sisters awful tchochkes in red. I don't know why - maybe they looked OK in whatever color it was he saw red in. But in red, they're pretty hideous - I can't even get the cats to break them.

I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.

I can't stop sleeping - I've been getting at least 12 hours/day lately. Halfway between us is the perfect sleeper.

Hypnogagic when you're waking up, hypnopompic when you're going to sleep.

Re-do the bathroom floor.

Are you sure that the house isn't from Sears? At one point in time, they sold kits for building houses.

Hope you enjoyed it - she's been dead for about 20 years.

Call it what you want, it still looks like borderline pedophile and creepy, manipulative loser. And stop with the generation Z - my six year old granddaughter is Generation Z. Or maybe I should remove the "borderline" and just say "pedophile."

Legally, you're not - the age of consent in NJ is 16 - so, if you want to be viewed as a borderline pedophile and a creepy, manipulative loser, I guess it's OK.

Did you check in the lost and found?

You want Zeni to get lucky, you do it - shave your legs, dress up in one of Miku's outfits, paint your face, and go. You wear a blonde wig, he'll probably want to take you home to meet his mom.

Have you ever entertained, even just for a flickering instant, going to a job interview sober? So that you might actually comprehend what was being said? Never mind - DT's never make a good first impression.

I'm craving nothing. I finally got the General Tso's chicken I'd been craving for about a month, so now, my tummy is silent...until the next time.

Yeah, I hate that people can't hate in a terse way., too. I also hate being old and creaky and finding joints that I didn't know I had.

1. Duct tape 2. chainsaw 3. wood chipper 5. garbage bags

And there goes the coffee again, all over the screen...Are you trying to kill me, or is this just a happy accident?

Janice says that if you do, she wants to come out for a visit.

Cats are nice.

If I'm driving, it's the same thing

I don't think so; she didn't mention bugs.

Deep breaths. Use the energy to focus on what you have to do right now, to think and concentrate., and then go home. The work day's almost over.

My grand daughter is generation Z. She's six. Maybe your lawyer can get you into solitary...at least, you'd better hope so.