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This is rather distressing, mostly because I can't quite figure out where all the arms and legs are.

Then I will be pleased to collect dead hookers for you - for architecture.

Naw, don't do it - unless you're collecting them, too.

That's good. Every young man needs a hobby, and I will be happy to help Ric with his dead hooker collection (for science).

I thought so.

...that when I'm driving on the thruway and I see a large black garbage bag on the side of the road, that I automatically think "dead hooker"?

Coffee, cigarettes, and old, bad horror movies .

Duct tape.

If it's a mammal, you can eat it. Just don't eat polar bear liver - 4 oz of polar bear liver contains a lethal dose of vitamin A.

Hey, do you want to get slapped? Actually, work is therapeutic - one needs to be in a routine as far as sleeping and meals, and one has to think about something other than how miserable one is. And getting something accomplished is a great boost to one's self esteem. And as far as solving your issues, well, you've made a step. You got a job. Now that you know you can get one, you can get another one and keep it.

I fucking hate weather. I finally came home yesterday, and it looks like 3 of my trees were trashed by an ice storm. Now I've got to wait for the snow to melt and the lawn to dry up so that I can get all the branches out and see what's actually left. And it doesn't look like it'll be very soon, because it's supposed to snow today.

Razors pain you, Rivers are damp. Acids stain you, Drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give. Gas smells awful - You might as well live. (Dorothy Parker, Resume)

Don't quit your day job - oh, wait...

Redundant thread is redundant.

Yeah the phone alert woke me up like 3 times to tell me it was back on, and I didn't even know it was off. Here, you can call the regular police line and get an ambulance or fire trucks, but this is a small town. I don't know what you'd have to do in a more urban setting. Edit:Actually, here you can call the firehouse directly, too. Since it's all volunteer, you can call there for an ambulance as well.

If they own a wood chipper, you may have your answer.

I don't know, but if you find out, I'll sell a kidney for front row seats.

Being on the receiving end of restraining orders doesn't count as legal experience.

ubiquitous umbrage multiplicity apparently

It beats full-blown mania. The side effects will pass - I've been back on mine for about a month now, and except for a little shaking (gotta love lithium), it's like I was never off.

In this case, consider the source.

Oh, wow! Now I have something to live for! The Devil in the White City was excellent - can't wait to see it on screen. Of course, since the book also included a lot about the World's Fair, it won't be as good as if they adapted Depraved - it's a biography of Holmes by Harold Schechter, who also wrote my favorite biography of Albert Fish.

I don't know...must have been a divine punishment for impure thoughts or something.