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Spellcheck motherfucker! Can you use it?

Wears white after Labor Day.

I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.

Isn't sure what he's going to do with an ambulance once he actually catches one.

Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?

So much for St. Malachi...

Benedict? Traditional? Surely you jest - the former Grand Inquistor traditionalist?

Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.

Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.

Live long and prosper. 🖖

Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.

Buys trucks from ferrets.

Happy birthday 🖖

Niagara Falls....Slowly, I turned....

But you can read, and I cannot believe that you looked at that and said, "Oh, yeah, that's close."