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Steins Gate has a premise that allows itself to be easily adaptable for live action TV, so I can see it. Hell, put Rian Johnson on the project.

Adult Swim doesn't deserve Rick & Morty. Actually...no, that's wrong. Rick & Morty is SO Adult Swim that I'm still baffled as to how it became popular in the first place.

The site format as it stands is giving me cataracts. It, like... hinders post velocity to a halt too.

The Oracle / creature in the 2nd picture looks like something Australia would have.

Just pull an Endgame and get the extended cut out there already, Disney. Doing that would extend its box office life (and those deleted scenes would probably alleviate a decent chunk of the movie's problems). ... Fuck, we really need a Special Edition for this trilogy, don't we?

Replace that with some pussy destruction and then we'll be talking. Mmmmmmm... pussy destruction. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ruining lives. Yum.

Man when even Goku is hurting, you know the universe done fucked up: https://mobile.twitter.com/SeanSchemmel/status/1215759052908552193

Never got a chance to see them live. This is a punch to the pancreas. Someone please learn The Drum Solo Of Life:

Does it involve shoving a sword into someone's pussy, rendering them infertile, then scooping out their ovaries and sucking on them like hard boiled eggs in a victorious taunt? If not, than it ain't disturbing.

Aight, we get it, JJ shouldn't hacked his way to an on screen adaptation of Dark Empire. Speaking of which, some archaic internet posts from when Return Of The Jedi came out (yes the internet is that old): https://groups.google.com/forum/m/?hl=en#!forum/net.movies.sw People have been pissed off/disappointed at children's movies about space wizards since 1983.

I wonder what yummy rape is in store for this one.

Tiene cáncer.

Only if someone discovers an explosive sequel to weed. Weed 2.

I have a relatively small penis, but at least I know mine's larger than GG Allin's.

1). Hunter X Hunter 2). Everything else

Edits ended when FUNI did it in-house, and I will defend the Faulconer score to the death (minus the obvious lack of silence of course). Voice acting was pretty bad, but standard for late 90's anime dubbing.

Because TLJ was before they bought FOX and became a monopoly? Plus, Rian Johnson is an auteur. Go see Knives Out people.

Just got back from it. My brain broke. I'm not sure how to 2 ｐｒｏｃｅｓｓ　韻火ダ. There's no reason there isn't a shot that lasts more than 5 seconds in this movie aside from visibly seeing the product of Darth JJ snorting a mountain of cocaine as he pulls shit out of his ass with an unbridled quickness to meet The Mouse's deadlines. However, what does show up in this scrambled mess of imagery is awesome, going full blown anime for most of the runtime (if you look closely you can see white residue resembling Gunbuster's cel dirt pattern make its way onto the celluloid thanks in part to Bad Robot's precious Colombian supply). Some fucking stupid plot contrivances aside and lack of room to breathe, I feel like it's a more definite and satisfying ending than Return Of The Jedi, plus I feel it took more risks than Force Awakens: Not as many as The Last Jedi, but to ham what is essentially a fan-fiction this hard regardless of what hard drugs you're taking to get to this point earns a degree more respect than what could've been Return Redux (final shots echoing some additions I chose to ignore from the Special Editions aside). I want a three hour extended version. There feels like there's 40 extra minutes left on the cutting room floor, some shots that could be rearranged to increase impact of certain moments, and I want to see it. That said, here's where my gut is telling me this ranks. 1). The Empire Strikes Back / 2). The Last Jedi / 3). Revenge Of The Sith / 4). A New Hope / 5). Rogue One / 6). The Rise Of Skywalker / 7). The Force Awakens / 8). Return Of The Jedi / 9). Solo / 10). Attack Of The Clones / 11). The Phantom Menace Now my retinas need to heal from watching this shit in Dolby. Fuck.

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It kinda fucking hurts. At the same time, I'm content that this trilogy at least gave me my 2nd favorite Star Wars movie in TLJ. The most I want out of this thing now is some decent turn-your-brain-off popcorn fun, which is bare minimum I'm willing to accept for this franchise. Only The Phantom Menace fails that test for me. Please God let it at least be better than that (would be nice if I could rank it above Attack Of The Clones and Solo too).

These early Rise Of Skywalker critic impressions are gonna burn a hole through my pancreas.

You ruin everything, you know that elfie?

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