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Aight, we get it, JJ shouldn't hacked his way to an on screen adaptation of Dark Empire. Speaking of which, some archaic internet posts from when Return Of The Jedi came out (yes the internet is that old): https://groups.google.com/forum/m/?hl=en#!forum/net.movies.sw People have been pissed off/disappointed at children's movies about space wizards since 1983.

I wonder what yummy rape is in store for this one.

Tiene cáncer.

Only if someone discovers an explosive sequel to weed. Weed 2.

I have a relatively small penis, but at least I know mine's larger than GG Allin's.

1). Hunter X Hunter 2). Everything else

Edits ended when FUNI did it in-house, and I will defend the Faulconer score to the death (minus the obvious lack of silence of course). Voice acting was pretty bad, but standard for late 90's anime dubbing.

Because TLJ was before they bought FOX and became a monopoly? Plus, Rian Johnson is an auteur. Go see Knives Out people.

Just got back from it. My brain broke. I'm not sure how to 2 ｐｒｏｃｅｓｓ　韻火ダ. There's no reason there isn't a shot that lasts more than 5 seconds in this movie aside from visibly seeing the product of Darth JJ snorting a mountain of cocaine as he pulls shit out of his ass with an unbridled quickness to meet The Mouse's deadlines. However, what does show up in this scrambled mess of imagery is awesome, going full blown anime for most of the runtime (if you look closely you can see white residue resembling Gunbuster's cel dirt pattern make its way onto the celluloid thanks in part to Bad Robot's precious Colombian supply). Some fucking stupid plot contrivances aside and lack of room to breathe, I feel like it's a more definite and satisfying ending than Return Of The Jedi, plus I feel it took more risks than Force Awakens: Not as many as The Last Jedi, but to ham what is essentially a fan-fiction this hard regardless of what hard drugs you're taking to get to this point earns a degree more respect than what could've been Return Redux (final shots echoing some additions I chose to ignore from the Special Editions aside). I want a three hour extended version. There feels like there's 40 extra minutes left on the cutting room floor, some shots that could be rearranged to increase impact of certain moments, and I want to see it. That said, here's where my gut is telling me this ranks. 1). The Empire Strikes Back / 2). The Last Jedi / 3). Revenge Of The Sith / 4). A New Hope / 5). Rogue One / 6). The Rise Of Skywalker / 7). The Force Awakens / 8). Return Of The Jedi / 9). Solo / 10). Attack Of The Clones / 11). The Phantom Menace Now my retinas need to heal from watching this shit in Dolby. Fuck.

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Umf this ＤＥＳＩＧＮ　鋭さ安

It kinda fucking hurts. At the same time, I'm content that this trilogy at least gave me my 2nd favorite Star Wars movie in TLJ. The most I want out of this thing now is some decent turn-your-brain-off popcorn fun, which is bare minimum I'm willing to accept for this franchise. Only The Phantom Menace fails that test for me. Please God let it at least be better than that (would be nice if I could rank it above Attack Of The Clones and Solo too).

These early Rise Of Skywalker critic impressions are gonna burn a hole through my pancreas.

You ruin everything, you know that elfie?

The new interstitial designs are ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｆｒｅｓｈ　れスの

Urotsukidoji

They'll air a French translated black & white 1.33.1 silent 16mm version of Anomalisa because fuck you weeb.

GREAT character design and world building, absolutely abysmal dialogue. I could see this be a hit, but different writers need to be at the helm for it to work.

Nope definitely on a terrorist watch list. Hell, he's probably three seconds away from gasoline bombing Ufotable's HQ for causing Demon Slayer to usurp One Piece in popularity.

I'd like to actually see the front page of this site and not have my brain explode for once.

Fixed

There should really just be 4 folders on the boards: - Pod 6 (Movies/Music/Games/Life/Art/TV/Troll Threads) - Diplomatic Babbling (Politics/Religion/The Last Jedi/Philosophy) - Adult Swim (All [AS] related conversation) - Other Anime (Anime not aired on [AS ACTN] or Toonami) The way this site is so separated makes it hard to stir any sort of decent discussion. Something like the GAF/ERA model of 3 or 4 folders where anyone can bump into any kind of discourse/bullshit because it's organized chaos is ideal I think.

There's a new My Hero?! Man I've been so out of it...

When you realize the plot of CCA revolves around Quess trying to fuck/get fucked by the entire cast.

From a 1993 interview discussing Char's Counterattack: