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Definitely braced for this more than Toriyama did hitting the floor

CN/AS should marathon from Dragon Ball episode 1 thru Super's finale out of respect.

And have the sun come up at 3am in the summer? Fuck that noise. Make DST permanent already.

I recently discovered who Eva Vlaardingerbroek is and my penis immediately denounced God for making her a facist psycho.

Oh right a 70 year-old releases this on the same week. Wtf.

Goddammit Rob Halford you're 72. What the hell...

Fuck man. Jesus. What the FUCK.

... WHAT

A-List is a gift from God. Usually go on average once a week. Can walk out at any point if there's too many assholes in the crowd and try again another time at no cost. I almost exclusively go to the movies by myself too, which makes things way easier.

I need to see it again as soon as possible. Total fucking masterpiece. I never got to experience The Empire Strikes Back or The Matrix in theaters, but this feels as significant (if not more-so). To feel a 6-story IMAX theater rumble in some of those scenes -- See it on the biggest screen possible. Allahu Akbar. Free Palestine.

It's got Walton Goggins and Kyle MacLachlan showing up within the first 15 seconds. I'll castrate myself with a rusty spoon if it isn't.

I see what you did there.

Dune: Part Two Literally the most awesome thing I have ever seen. 10191/10

starring your OWN MOTHER

Saint Seiya 59-60

Ignoring the show on the basis of using two of the worst bands on the planet.

If we're blaming Kai, blame the real culprits: 1). Dragon Soul. Shit's like stabbing my eardrums with a rusty nail. WOAT theme song. 2). Me for not being able to hack past their firewalls and replace their files with my DBZ edit. Faulconer from episode 1 with Ocean/Saban-edit pacing but totally uncensored and replacing half the dialogue with Kai's redub? Ratings over 9.000% US households.

The main problem is "premiering" anything weebish post-midnight on a block the 18yo's have no nostalgic attachment to on a dead medium. The secondary problem is the money -- but if someone from the Zaslav camp catches wind of problema numero uno, they would finally kill this thing and place old AS original reruns or informercials (not the fake kind) in its place. It's the financially and culturally correct thing to do at minimum not involving gutting CN/AS entirely or releasing everything here on out in 15-second bites via TikTok. Longform fiction is boomer shit, pookie.

My Shai-Hulud is erect.

Fuckin nuke this timeline

Need access codes to Atlanta master control, STAT