RainyDayJizz#35

Type my name into a google search and you find some architect in Michigan that likes to take GQ photos. And zero about me, which is how I would prefer the world to be.

Fame means nothing.

Patrice Oneal got an F- because the teacher didn't like him.

I just gotta say I got this far and thought about how often I am called Daddy or Papi.

I have struggled with reading and writing for years. I find it to be quite difficult, but I wade through the verbiage all the same. Each day when I see a printed word it fills me with anxiety.

Get used to stories about your exes boyfriends.

I'm just a troll and a hater. Therefore dismissible and defense of thought is unneeded. Just like the fucking bum begging for 30 grand because he decided high school was the highest level of thought attainable. Fuck you dude. You're stupid.

I smoked some weed last night, I probably need to be paid for it.

Where is your logic? What is the societal value of fucking MC Chris? I enjoy his raps, some of them are amusing, but he contributes nothing to society. Shouldn't you be paying me for doing nothing right now?

Neither do I. The people that contribute to society get fucking murdered. If MC Chris gets murdered it will be because he owes a coke dealer, not because he has a revolutionary attitude about how humanity should change. Fuck him. He is an artist and should live within how he is valued. And get a job at Rite-Aid, because I'm sure people would enjoy a rap at the checkout lane.

No. The value we place upon art has become unmanageable. Actors used to be fucking vagrants. I really hope we go back to those days because a tree can be far more interesting than a broke guy rapping in the corner of a bar. What MC Chris adds to humanity as a whole is nothing. And according to his debt, it seems to be less than nothing.

Art is a transient medium. If you go the distance in it, you're lucky. For now I've been a student of comedy, and one person I know doesn't deserve to survive, but does because he fucking works at every opportunity is Jay Mohr. Very average, but he puts in work to keep a career. MC Chris is a mediocre rapper. If he isn't putting out a good album why should people care? Why should his fans pay for the poor management of his life? I hope he starts selling his asshole for $100 a pop. Sounds like the level of effort he's willing to put forth to get out of his self imposed debt.

Because he buys Tyrannosaurus Rex skulls from the black market. He's an idiot. I love him in movies, but that doesn't grant him magical powers. Should I get money for smoking weed and eating chips on a livestream?

I fucking love Buddyfaux.

Doesn't that mean you dominate them?

You know, I gotta say this thread would have been far funnier if there was no yes option.

I can never pass up an opportunity to post this gif.

Hey, I can't memorize all the people that are into Tool.

She was quoting Tool.

Just wanted you to know it's 69 degrees with a cool ocean breeze in San Diego right now.

Most homes in San Diego don't have AC.

Gaudy.

"ATHF's Carl spotted outside of Jersey" I would have looked much sooner if I knew I was about to look at the real Hotwad.

I once got paid for being me and was irresponsible with my money. Please enable me. I still have fans paying attention to me, right? Nothing. But. Worthless. Pansies.

Bad thread title, hilarious car.