RainyDayJizz#35

Your personal experience doesn't encompass the entire world. Try losing some weight and maybe your chin will stop being a part of your neck.

I mean I didn't feel it go in. It was just a surprise. And I didn't like it.

Don't force me to make a fat joke.

Oh, the person that did it was an expert, I didn't even feel the finger slide in. I just told her it was doing nothing for me.

I feel like the most likely event is deadly heat waves. Like 160 degree days in huge swaths of land that are heavily populated. We need to turn around soon or it's not going to be pretty.

I'm a legend, son.

It didn't feel good.

I had an interesting incident with a raccoon. I was going outside and this big lanky dude was near the door. I said, "What the fuck are you doing" and it froze and kept still. I walked out to the end of the driveway, waved my arms and told it to get the fuck out of there. It started coming towards me and I backed up appropriately. When it was crossing the street I probably crossed a little too close cause the raccoon got a little edgy, but I didn't care. Once we were on our own sides of the street I bowed low and said, "Thank you kind sir" because I'm weird. It nosed around in the other yard for awhile, looked at me, then stood on its hind legs and stared in a direction. I looked where it did, and when I turned back it got down and and crouched on its forelimbs facing me. Like I said it was lanky, so if you can imagine a four limbed animals bow, that was it. It then went about its business, and tested proximity to me a little. I was a statue but intended no harm, so it was fine. Later the house cat had an incident, reacting to the invader like the lion does. The cat was under a trailer and the raccoon was close, I told the dude to stay there and tried to call the cat. It waited for about three minutes while the cat howled, and then it moved in. The cat ran out towards me and I went and picked it up where it froze, somewhat near the raccoon. Told the cat he was an idiot and that other guy was gigantic and brought him inside. I'm not entirely sure how to interpret all of this.

I'll show you who's the most annoying.

But you're excited, too.

At least you're not nervous anymore.

I feel like you're either really stoned or trolling me. And dammit, so am I.

He said psychically fuckwad.

I'm not sure exactly how smart raccoons are anymore but they're some cool animals. In Omaha there's a place called Alpine Inn, and they have great fried chicken and fries... more like potato wedges I guess. They throw all the bones out on a deck in the back and stray cats and raccoons eat together. It's a great dinner and a show.

Remember: You're the bottom 50% of people. Edit: The play on words is a happy coincidence.

He's remembering ProudAsian all wrong. He was the most boring troll to manipulate.

The reason I decided not to read NPR anymore is because I read a story about how Colombia making a peace aggreement with their rebels resulted in loggers moving into what was once their territory resulting in a record amount of deforestation this year. Lots of people are going to die before things get better.

I wonder if there's a way to test market this.

But I like as many things as possible to suffer for my dietary habits. Where is the suffering? There better be some in the lab.

Half-clouded with rotting cum, hopefully some bail out before their girlfriend becomes completely obscured.

I'm gonna start marketing aborted fetuses in a jar for these fucks. They can keep them on their nightstand until they start to wonder what the fuck they are doing with their lives.

Get off the computer and fucking talk to girls, christ.

I still think these guys are just a bunch of losers.

Yeah, the controls on Wii definitely were a pain in the ass. I was able to get past that because the game itself was great.

Not to me.