RainyDayJizz#35

At what point did saying you have amazing tits become detrimental to society. Women fucking love people enjoying their tits. I have sisters! I know this!

Woah, those tits are amazing! (This is how you do this @ghostrek)

She said she was going to give me a house tour and all she did was show me her toys.

Everyone has been great. The progeny of my siblings are amazing people. My brother's girl is amazingly cute.

To see my family. It's been great, this elderly lady has started sleeping with me, she's a cat, but we love each other. I guess the bird loves me too, but ugh. Flock animals. At least she knows I want nothing to do with her now. So many animals remember me, lol.

I've been on that vacation I mentioned, got a lot of people around to give a lot of shit. And according to my niece who is five and seeing me for the second time, I fart rainbows. There's some hourglass idiot in this apartment complex I might have to fuck, the male to female ratio here is probably the same, we'll see. Unless I'm maudlin drunk you should usually assume I'm enjoying myself. And I got to a point I enjoyed working within the confines of moderation. We can go to DF but I doubt my tone would change much.

Don't get too cocky Starfox, I am often doing other things while here and I would rather give scoob another notification about how much better than him I am than edit a post. I am the center of the universe here, you do not assess me.

Godzilla should wear more dresses.

I suppose you also need to consider the possibility that I'm far more attractive than you in multiple facets.

You've encountered women that aren't? https://youtu.be/28gvMM8KXm4

I'm happier that you didn't get this reference. Not sure why.

This is how you do this @Doom Metal Alchemist. It's not complex and judging on your trying to explain away a bank teller helping me withdraw cash bouncing her tits as a way of somehow creating a situation where i tip or I'm upsold on a withdrawl transaction makes me think you have talked yourself away from a lot of pussy.

You're the fan. How has life been, man?

I suddenly want to listen to Dwight Yoakum.

Do you tip your bank teller? I would say her smile was very enthusiastic. Unrestrained tits bouncing up and down half the time I'm talking to her. It was so brazen I was questioning if I was experiencing reality at that moment.

I may take you up on that, gotta take a vacation real quick. Would I have to venom you the cash or some other pain in the ass thing?

I like porters. There's a Russian one I really like, I think it's Baltjka? That Edmund Fitzgerald was phenomenal though. They forgot about my drink and the whole thing was a pain in the ass. I went to the bar and he told me the waitress had to bring it to me, and she forgot. So we're ready to get out and I've waited 20 minutes for this beer I want to down and bail and that first chug was absolutely delicious.

Oh I know I did, but having the best beer I've ever had 100 floors up was a fun experience. There are times to be a skinflint and times to let that go.

It's not too bad to sit at a table 100 floors up in Chicago and have a thirteen dollar beer. Might be twenty now, lol.

Oh man, I think if you go to the top of the Hancock tower you have to get a drink, get Great Lakes brewer's Edmund Fitzgerald porter. It's the best beer I ever had, try it if you don't even like beer. And if you dont wanna bother going up 100 floors for an overpriced beer share a six pack with your friends. Very much the best beer I have ever had.

I'm not ecstatic about it but I also had a bank teller bouncing her tits at me during my transaction and she was pretty cute. Before anyone questions my perception she was literally smiling and hopping up and down while we talked. This pandemic has created a lot of single women extremely thirsty for some Dickens Cider.

So he's taking up Vegas residency and likes strip clubs... if I see this dude at Hong Kong or Adelitas I'll have to yell at him for showing up at a real strip club.

You mean I can actively seek out gonorrhea? Because I really need some gonorrhea in my life.