RainyDayJizz#35

That sounds awful? I have no idea but I hate bright lights. Ooh, I wanted to make an illustration. On the way!

Ah dammit, I was about to ask if panda kabob was here. Happy birthday you two, I guess.

How much I give a shit about photos: I have no idea what any of that means and I don't care to find out.

That's right! I say this fully acknowledging I have read your report in its entirety. It was stirring and the people have a right to know about it.

Ghostrek could use this tip, I however am a joy to everyone. If I'm flirting with the photographer it will be because that's what she wants to do, trust me.

Lol. I'm plotting to flirt with this photographer? It's just a hard fact that if I'm able to I will. Don't know how a sinister tone could be painted on it, yes I will try to fuck available women. Where is the problem?

I had a funny conversation with jez about how most people remember Musket and very few people remember MgS. Musket is like a tenth of MgS. But I'm gonna get a female photographer because I trust a woman more to take pictures women will like, and I'll flirt with her too possibly because that's just fun. It's not hard to read situations, if she's open to goofing around and flirting I will, I'm getting pics for a dating app for God's sake. So if the photographer is single she'll know I clearly am.

I'm sure whatever Packard linked was really stupid but I at least got Imgbb out of it.

You know I can choose what photographer I hire, right? And why would I see her more than once? I don't need to practice talking to people in life, I was just being silly.

DICK VITALE'S IMAGE BABY!

I play a dangerous game, Constantine.

I'm not sure I know what you mean.

I keep trying to reiterate there is not a thing people can do to offend me with it. That's actually a good idea though, and I could flirt with the photographer to make sure I can talk to new people without hating them in an environment where we are both clothed.

Is that the pic Fats was asking about? I assure I wore boxers, i have a moderate amount of respect for the houses of others. Just another day in paradise over here, I'm liking how people here treat that saying about now.

But to a pimp pussy is money. I just have fun making people happy and a lot of people get reallllly attached to that. With my mindset if I had a vagina it would have paid for at least one PhD somehow.

Happy birthday you weirdo, I hope your vanity made you show up and look.

I'm almost a week into Tinder and in this big ass city it seems a little grim unless I want to fuck a tourist. And why not fuck a hooker instead at that point, at least she has a better chance of living here and is guaranteed to have some unusual quality about her, even if it's one I hate. But selling pussy is a weird decision a guy like me can respect.

As of this moment I would recommend Bumble or Hinge and attempting to actually date a girl, or find one down for a Tinder quality hookup. But you should probably date a girl first. As awkward as you feel single women our age are often awkward as shit, trust me. We're all just humans.

Well you don't need to think a whit about that when your car is still running like a dream in 15 years. My first car was a Corolla too, I loved it. The only reason I don't have one right now is my credit wasn't great at a moment I had to buy a car immediately.

One thing I loved learning about Jim Norton is that when any person asks him to guess a numerical value he goes astronomical every time to ruin the actual number. "You'll never guess how I came up on stocks this month, man." "537 million dollars!" "Um, no, it was like ten grand though." "Oh, okay."

First cat I remember was my brother's and she had about six litters of kittens, maybe more. So that's about thirty cat buddies, and every kitten did a flip during their youth. It was always fun to see who ran back for more. Then my mom had a cat, I was the first person that she said hello to in the house, she was invisible for days. My sis had a cat that was so funny, she had to be the clumsiest cat ever. She would try to be lithe but she was fat and knocked things over and stumbled all the time. My sister got another cat that I ended up raising, and one day her first cat came up to me and meowed at me, I said hello, but she let me know I need to follow her. She led me to my sister's room to show me the other cat on my sister's bed and meowed at me to do something. I laughed and said they need to solve their own problems and I think the asshole capitulated because she really is a sweety. She just has a tough outer shell.

Oh good, I didn't think mine was very helpful.

I'm not giving up, I dropped a few bucks on this so I'm giving it at least a month, but seriously paying for it sounds like a way better alternative in some respects. I'm not too good with this social media shit, I had to take the two pictures of myself when I joined because I rarely take pictures of anything, least of all myself. My face is really angular so getting a picture that actually looks like me can take some doing. But that isn't even the reason I don't take pics, I just don't fucking care about cataloguing my life in photos. I have a brain that remembers things. The women have all these photos of them at shooting ranges and all kinda of shit and I have one of a half smile and another of me looking like a stone-faced psychopath because I find that funny. Other problems outside of me, a hilarious trend I noticed is the amount of women that are 28. Trying desperately to nail down that life mark before 30. I doubt many of them have much interest in an upper 30s guy, I know I swipe left the second I see that 4, cause pussy doesn't ripen with age. But I'll green light some of the younger ones because if I don't I'll only have ten possible matches. And I don't really have a desire to date someone under 30 anymore, but maybe she is possibly cool, who knows. And you will not believe how many profiles I see that start, "not looking for a hookup!" A guy I know that dates pretty regularly because he sucks said I need to upgrade to Bumble or Hinge. Since it was still active I thought Tinder could be a spot I could find people comfortable with casual sex, but maybe I'm better off in some other app saying I want a very casual relationship. Maybe we can get @Doom Metal Alchemist to make himself a Bumble or something after my experiment, who knows. He's already inquiring about where the fucking takes place. It's so fucking irritating because I dont want crossing the border to be part of seeing someone. That Catholic thing though, I get along with Mexicans and Filipinos like we're from the same place.

That was like 40 years ago.