Lasty

I wish I had the cash to pull for that... I get to improvise to make what I can palatable. My life is a ceaseless culinary struggle.

I need to make the poo

I also have a dog, but she does not like cameras and it’s hard to get a good shot out of her

Yeah, we’d lose it if we had no upkeep

Said the lazy bum taking a day off of work. 😛

I am going to fix all of the not broken things.

Do you like ramen noodles?

More like the fine line between them... should have an answer that’s always the same

and you see an issue with it, will you look the other way? Will you do what’s right or what you’re told?

Plus two, plus two, minus three

Nature is unforgiving all on its own and what we have here is not the best way to teach people that. We may have goofed and now we have to backtrack and clean up a big mess we never had to make.... look at all these gunked up brains! You thought they were easier to manage, but the main consequence of breeding massive amounts of idiots is that they will cause problems and not solve them. Congrats.

I am and I will and I do this thing where I live vicariously through other people and resolve cognitive dissonance by obstinately forcing my opinions on others with the passive aggressive threat of violence. Wait, wait, no. I was confusing myself with the government.

Aw, I love you too, jerk.

She waited for me. She came when I called even though I was in a fight.

I like me

I become more and more auto sexual

Wait, what if you fart to let people know you trust them?

My eye...

What do you mean by “marijuana”?

Honestly, I’ll just lose. No need to prove it.

Hope he drives safe

I eat coffee and ramen

Bureaucratic Asshats Dodging General Evidence

Maybe you’re part of the everyone someone else took with them?

Smiling