Lasty

Put me in charge and I’ll fix everything, and everyone will hate it.

There are things more important than your “freedom” I am getting sick and fucking tired of that rhetoric. It’s a goddamned lie. Everything is backwards. I can’t fix anything. All I ever get are these bullshit double standards and people getting angry at me for questioning them because they sank so much time and energy into an autistic house rules game of monopoly that has been going on for too long. Everyone is frustrated, no one is getting along, I want to start putting this AWAY so we can do something, ANYTHING ELSE, but you’ve converted everything in the fucking house into game pieces and I can’t MOVE at all without you flipping out that I put something out of place. I hate my life, and I hate all of you.

Suuuure. Got my eyes on you... >___>

Skilled labor isn’t cheap Cheap labor isn’t skilled With what I can learn No one can really afford me. Guess I’m fucked. Now, how can I get out of here...

Dogs do that with their tail

You’re an idiot. So much more goes into what we see than what we can see... people get basically superpowers and you call it a disease... maybe I can’t stop you from taking those pups powers away but you won’t do it to me or mess with me. I am going to sit in this cozy cave with my buddy thanks.

I wish I had the cash to pull for that... I get to improvise to make what I can palatable. My life is a ceaseless culinary struggle.

I need to make the poo

I also have a dog, but she does not like cameras and it’s hard to get a good shot out of her

Yeah, we’d lose it if we had no upkeep

Said the lazy bum taking a day off of work. 😛

I am going to fix all of the not broken things.

Do you like ramen noodles?

More like the fine line between them... should have an answer that’s always the same

and you see an issue with it, will you look the other way? Will you do what’s right or what you’re told?

Plus two, plus two, minus three

Nature is unforgiving all on its own and what we have here is not the best way to teach people that. We may have goofed and now we have to backtrack and clean up a big mess we never had to make.... look at all these gunked up brains! You thought they were easier to manage, but the main consequence of breeding massive amounts of idiots is that they will cause problems and not solve them. Congrats.

I am and I will and I do this thing where I live vicariously through other people and resolve cognitive dissonance by obstinately forcing my opinions on others with the passive aggressive threat of violence. Wait, wait, no. I was confusing myself with the government.

Aw, I love you too, jerk.

She waited for me. She came when I called even though I was in a fight.

I like me

I become more and more auto sexual

Wait, what if you fart to let people know you trust them?

My eye...

What do you mean by “marijuana”?