Lasty

Hairy hairy hairy your revolution is but a dream...

Now they’re sticking up and it constantly feels like there’s a spider web on my hand.

You win

No, mostly red stars, old ones

You’re no fun. Learn to imagination.

Screw your “facts”! Just let me have this fantasy.

Can they? Yes. Will they? Probably not. If I were going to, I’d send you to space with no prior experience.

Equally reasonable that we’re among the last.

Yes

Red. It’s mostly red.

What’re they, like, urinal puck people?

Those events are unlikely. We see them with relative frequency because it’s a big sky and we’re looking. Star formation is mostly done. Whoever else is out there is huddling alone in their own backwater stretch of their galaxies wondering what’s going on, like us.

Who?

Our planet might not be, but the cosmos at large is mostly dead. Most of the civilizations that have or ever will exist in any of these galaxies have come to pass. Maybe we’re in some kind of magical Goldilocks time zone where we can explore our galaxy without putting up with anyone else, we’ll just get to rummage through the bones of alien societies for free shit. We might have to contend with lingering extraterrestrial military robots, but how could we not roll those dice?

Been stacking, loading and unloading scaffolding parts. When I get off work and make it back, it will be too late to play music for long....

We will eventually lose the capacity to feed all these people we carelessly bred just because we could (thanks to modern agriculture)... oops

You could also subject yourself to... you know what? Never mind. Have a blast. >__>

I was going to make the joke it already was lol

...

Fair enough

I don’t have to go, and even if I did, it would be... [insert ridiculous time or place to poo] Coffee hasn’t done the job yet

Doesn’t mean you’re not a stowaway

This is bad and you should feel bad. I miss quote trees...

That devils lettuce. Juvenile delinquents... *spits into a spitoon* *one eyed squint*

No.