Lasty

Me too! =o

Well, aren't we mobile. The segway police will never catch you.

How can anyone see or hear you on the courtroom floor without a wig? Why wouldn't you need a wig? Preposterous.

Thirty years! Very long time, wow

How's life since then?

Wouldn't a sane person remember that? WOULDN'T THEY. I also submit, that you are not properly adorned with a wig.

I will have to listen to that later when I have headphones.

Most people do, is all.

Get looking?

Invalids go to the looney bin for lobotomies.

-nt

No

Windows murdered your laptop to make you buy a new one.

My left shift button doesn't work much at all, considering it's missing and I have to press pretty hard on this little rubber nub thing. Makes gaming difficult...

Non binary time bending wizard from their own future. (closed time like loops)

I just had to disable the trackpad and touchscreen, obliging me to use a mouse, which takes up my last functional usb port, so now I can't charge all of my devices simultaneously. Seriously, if anyone wants to help out, message me and I'll send you my Venmo or cashapp info. Or you could send me a laptop, which would be better.

No. She looks up just fine. Don't know what else to tell you.

I have a dog, and she looks up at me all the time.

Myth: capitalism works

Who do I beat up?

I will never show you how to shot web

The relentless and terrible maw of infinity. Also, whether to go on another walk with the dog tonight or not.

Misanthropy is overrated and not edgy at all.

Said the guy who tailed them so they couldn't get rid of it without being seen.