MEXobiologist

that must be what they mean when they say "it hurts to be beautiful" i thought that was just something my sister said when she wanted an excuse to smack me with a hairbrush and dig bobby pins into my scalp

i'm not even gonna lie, i tried some spanx once. the kind that go from above the knee to just under your tits. i realized two things that day. one, these contraptions were clearly not meant for women of my size because it made little to no difference. two, PAIN AND SUFFERING, it exists within the threads of that fabric. never again.

i'm pretty sure that wouldn't even be a problem for you at that point

any male or female willing to wear these torture devices can only be serious

clearly where all my insecure tummy sculpting bros at? said no woman ever.

for men i honestly don't even know.... >.> i can't say i wouldn't laugh... if even just a little for women the result is probably the same as padded bras... oh well, fuck it. literally.

i know about compression wear for sports but these are marketed for suckin in the tumtum for appearance purposes.

i still say you shouldn't date either there are pros and cons to both pros: sex stuff they have your interest cons: neither hold your interest enough for you to even decide which you may want to commit to so save yourself the trouble. keep having your fun and at some point someone will come along thats a no brainer. you seriously shouldn't have to ask yourself this question.

ewie, yeah, order is important it should always end in the butt

why... why do we do this to ourselves?

chill zeni, i don't think those cats over at totinos are putting oregano on your pizza

grand parents on dads side great grand parents on ma's

real answer i sorta feel like if you are having these relations with two different girls, while you may be kinda into them, i dunno that you actually like either enough to date if you really really like either, i think you wouldn't even have to ask yourself this question

or the other option is to see which one will do both. teach buttsecks to give a mean bj, or get mean bj to let you put it in the butt. maybe start with a butt plug.

i don't think shes bad lookin, seems pretty normal to me actually. those arms and tumtum tho.... <3

zeni... you do realize i'm a 5'1, 109 lb female who lifts, moves, and loads furniture and retail fixtures consistently for work right? yoga and cardio is exactly what i need for fitness.... i wager you could use quite a bit of cardio yourself for that out of control beer gut you've been growing. but fuck a treadmill. low impact is key.

daaaaaang, thats a lot to buy at once but i understand. when i buy, it is only in small amounts from the dispensary for funzies to sample stuffs or to have a little more variety. i usually get my shit as bonus payment from caretakers for trim labor. its gotten quite overwhelming since this last fall though. i'm still trying to make my way through all that was clipped from the nug scavenger hunt game on the farm in october. seems no matter what i do, that shit is starting to dry out real bad but i also keep getting new shit. so i dunno, it might be a hurry up and turn the bulk of it it into butter and infuse coconut oil before i just start throwing it at people.

a quick google search shows me there are about as many in SC as there are in MI. i suppose it just depends on your specific location but i'm sure there are some online as well. you just have to communicate your specific issues.

i haven't run out in so very long i fear for when i do now you got me thinking about all those tossed out roaches like i should have kept em in a jar how we did back in the day

no its just a background

so its mouth is just normally very crooked then

O_O... and people think we're regressing....

and then your heart skipped a few beats yes?

you mean eye? it looks like that other one is trying to get away

i was on a roll today too it looked a lot like this.... minus the extra fit lady... still not entirely positive i'm using the thing accurately tho fucking amateur