MEXobiologist

there still aren't, you're being sold a lie

you spelled DILDO wrong

i've considered such things before as well, but it still seems like too much work

omg, is that your cat?

close. succubus.

cropped version of this waste face photo

why do people endlessly scroll on facebook or twitter or whatever other things? the internet as a whole is full of abuse that we inflict on ourselves by mere participation. community maybe? i don't really think it matters why, honestly. if you like it, you like it. so fuck it, whatever. i don't particularly think its a good idea to eat nachos with a beer at 11:30 when i'm so close to going to bed. thats kind of counterproductive in my life. i enjoyed the way it taste while i was eating it though. so fuck it, whatever.

all the vitiminz! and food and fluid and sleep all of it! feel better <3

initially, i thought you were trying to say that backwoods people (mountain folk) should stop rolling weed. shows what i know.

reverse happened with my dad. he was one of 17 kids, and one of the youngest at that. so he was raised by a number of people, not frequently his own parents. they whooped him, but not like his eldest sisters and his crazy grandma did a number on his head. if it was dark or close to it, she would take the kids way out into the orchard with blind folds on so they were lost. then they would have to pray and try to find their way back. if their prayers were answered, the "demons" wouldn't come to take them. or she made them kneel on rocks for hours confessing their sins and praying. truthfully, my dad got better with each kid and much didn't occur after my parents divorce... but he was brutal for quite a long while.

i've never been in an accident while driving so nope

whatchu going to philly for?

mom took to the spoon and spatula, dad took to the leather belt. i wasn't bad... necessarily. really its their fault. they always emphasized challenging authority when you knew they were wrong in doing something. so as a child, we all think we're right, sooooooo.... yeah >.> basically, i was stubborn and always challenged them on EVERYTHING. i knew that ass kickin was coming, but i still pushed it and held fast to my position.

It was written in by someone who suffers from multiple personality disorder

Don't think about it, be about it!

Can you imagine if someone did that... but with the weird cartoonish voices one would use to read a children's book to a small child. I kind of want to do that now.

No. Most people are taller than me, so that would make life too difficult.

Let's snuggle into their wool instead.

Are... are you intending to read to me from the user submissions of a porn mag?

but how did they die? was it painful? what about the blind?

but i'm not scared of tall people

tell me a bedtime story?

wait, wut? is the world populated by smurfs or something? WHAT AM I MISSING!?

thats just an excuse. there is no height requirement for general socialization.