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MEXobiologist

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  1. Well, I'm not makin any pork tacos but ill make fish, beef, and chicken. Hope you like fried corn shells tho, cuz thats how I roll.
  2. Can't we just agree to always share our tacos?
  3. If I suddenly had a dick, I think I would see what its like to stick it in a whole lot of things. Film be damned.
  4. I could always use more broccoli and garlic in my diet.
  5. MEXobiologist

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    Yes! That one! Hahaha... its not good. Coulda been, but not.
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    Yes, wut is it? You summoned me.
  7. How much you willing to sell that bubble for? If not sell, have you considered co habitation in return for monetary compensation?
  8. 8 years was a much more realistic goal for me!
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    So... is you is, or is you isn't human? What sort of galactic witchery is this?
  10. You are right. I suppose the whole point is to avoid having to exert energy at all.
  11. Yeah, im kinda okay with that tho. Tron or no tron. It might not end pretty for me but hell if my life didn't just get cray. All the way down the rabbit hole....
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    Lol, speaking of which, I just randomly was reminded of the sci-fi flick Sunshine, you ever see it? Its goin kinda gravy til it tailspins into a slasher movie. If you haven't watched it, you should. Its ridiculous.
  13. The short term solution to that is a sugar momma. Git sum.
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    And dudes think friction burn from cheap condoms is bad....
  15. No, I'm not mexican enough for that. My hair though, no greys. I'm holding onto hope for not looking old til I am at least *50. MOD EDIT FOR ACCURACY
  16. I thought most of them already had this option???
  17. Why does it seem like beards are always the first to turn? I gots no greys yet.
  18. The long term solution is a fancy tv that does what you tell it to.
  19. MEXobiologist

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    So like, not survivable?
  20. Sometimes they work and don't implode on people. You just die a little earlier than other people, thats all. A somewhat short but interestingly stimulating happy life. I think.
  21. Ouch. Sorry you got scammed into that one, that suuuux
  22. Maybuuuu... Who's to say they have need of one tho?
  23. Thats for the best. You won't look ridiculous that way.
  24. yeah... but isn't that just code for "idgaf anymore, bring the dirtiest fantasies you got bitch"
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