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MEXobiologist

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  1. how are you alive?
  2. doesn't it usually just depend on the situation though? extra super long sessions like that or more are nice to have sometimes... with the occasional hydration break and an involuntary 10-15 minute nap here or there. but you're right that sometimes its just too fucking much, especially if its a regular thing. plus there are times that you can get frustrated because getting your partners rocks off is 70% of the fun. if you been working hard at it for quite a while and still nothing, it can seriously dampen the mood
  3. i feel like this might be a guy thing, is this a guy thing? i like small talk. sometimes its a good ice breaker to get new people to open up to you.
  4. i dunno, maybe something at some point i just instantly thought of asmb and fuggs vajay or some of those gross dick pics she shared.
  5. i almost spit out my coffee at this hopefully you will have a while
  6. i dunno, maybe they're actually onto something i don't know that i'll ever find out though
  7. yeah i dunno. sometimes i wonder.... especially those days where i don't have to work. holy hell. i just don't know...
  8. Probably too much
  9. best rectify you can have some of mine
  10. all poops are good poops even the bad poops cuz they not in me no more
  11. eeeehhhhhh, but maybe forget about some things tho... >.>
  12. there is a buttsecks joke somewhere in there... its just too early for me to get it right >.<
  13. like the beer?
  14. from this day forward you will also be known as Bittah Demon
  15. really? its not human! BURN IT!
  16. yeah, saturday evening was no big deal. i could just push it all aside and use a broom on the porch. sunday was hell though. the worst is the end of the drive where it slopes down then back up a bit. its just odd enough that its somewhat of a pain to get shoveled out properly and so thats always where my car gets stuck >.< sucks you live on a hill. long driveway then? mine is just a pain cuz the main part is all uneven slabs of concrete, so you occasionally slam into them.
  17. i feels you. we get almost no sun for anywhere from 4-6 months. when mine starts kicking in i'll get real gym serious and also, even though i know its not very good for you, i'll use the tanning booth here and there when i'm feeling it hard. it really does help. buuuuuuut, it also helps that i'm not a very high risk for skin cancer shiz genetically.
  18. it finally stopped snowing here around 4am this morning. i had to shovel 8 inches of heavy wet snow for 45 minutes after a 10 hour shift yesterday. fuck. winter. why plow service so spensive?
  19. maybe could also just be that you're not getting enough of other types of food or consuming too much of it, its hard to say cuz the stuff people can digest varies so much from person to person. my niece had a very similar problem for years. so her bread intake got cut in half, increased broccoli and berries, and she is only allowed one small sugary drink a day. that basically stopped it all together.
  20. welp, the inside of her vajay isn't white so there is that
  21. is it that it hurts your butthole or that it hurts your tumtum?
  22. the crown????
  23. isn't that usually an orgasm, food, and sleep?
  24. i think maybe chipotle hurts your butthole because its chipotle. i have to dumb down on spicy when i cook for the sake of other people, otherwise, i love it and it never has such results. however, the total of one time i ate chipotle, i had serious regret shits. or maybe your body just can't handle the spice. plenty of folks who can't. you just weren't meant to i suppose....
  25. mochi, you just need to calm your tatas. three peeps had responded to your thread, three. "you all" is an exaggeration. which in truth did have a bit of an, i feel lonely and ostracized cuz no gay people, type feel to it. which could be taken offensively. all i asked was wut was with your political finger pointing because there isn't a correlation between your emotions, their interpretation of your post, the rest of us who may just be stumbling into your thread, and alt right donald trump supporters. anyways, its okay to miss your friends. its just weird to make differences between them based on sex, color, or sexual orientation. your commonalities have little to do with those things outside of man made oppression. that last bit is something one of my besties said once. cept he followed it with, and oppression doesn't define me. otherwise, i mean, i'm sure you have a lot in common with many people floating in and out of here.
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