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I'm a huge Toto fan. The Japanese really know how to make shit work............. All of those things sound easy to me but I do understand that most people aren't plumbing experts or builders like a couple of us here. Honestly it's more about having the right tools to do the job.

I sunned my taint on my parents lawn.

Attach it to your nearest fire hydrant and you will never have to worry about a dirty ass again.

Most decent bidet seats/washlets have built in heaters. You do have to have a gfci outlet to plug it into.

All mangaka wear track suits at all times.

Can I stay at home under the covers and still meet you?

Peanut butter pie is best pie. Followed closely by lemon icebox pie and coming in third, cherry pie.

Let's meet up and have a conversation about how awesome beef hamburgers are and how socialism kills countries.

Apparently I have been doing it wrong all these years. I should have been licking her armpits for maximum pleasure.

I never said anything about different. Admit it....you yelled EWWWWWW! 😁

I just saw this news story. I was thinking I might try it after Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, at my parents house, in their front yard.

You need to have your primary care physician refer you to a neurologist if you haven't already. Those types of migraines can lead to strokes.

Touch his butt.

Arrange the mothballs into the shape of a pentagram for maximum summoning potential.

You have long fingers. You ever consider a career in proctology?

The ass.

Camel toe is a given under every school uniform.

Meanwhile, back at the crapper league.... *asswipe*

Most of these types of positions I've seen posted are in government. I assume that they do this because poor budgets with multiple positions to fill. After reading through so many requests for quotes on their website, I see it on both sides. The job descriptions in some rfqs are just insane.

Same way my wife does.........she doesn't.

Sometimes it's worse than that. I generally call them tooth fairy positions. They ask for people who have years of experience in multiple fields and then offer 35k a year. If it were a specific field with management experience that would be ok but it almost always isn't. It's like a dentist with 10 years experience who just so happened to have had 10 years in a construction trade.

My friends were interviewed by the FBI for security clearances. Most are done by hired companies. When none are available, the FBI do the interviews. Its pretty common practice. I'm not saying lord zeni up there is telling the truth but if he is, it's more than likely that this is the case.

I'm going to oppress my wife today. MEN!!! HOORAH!!!

Go with god my child.

You might lose your wizard hat if these guys show up.