Still Me

Oooh I got a truck blanket. So I can stay warm when we drive to Tennessee n’ shit

I got my other half’s son some coal for his stocking this year. I mean the candy kind but the message was clear. Lol

I like that, it’s gorgeous

I got some Yellowstone merch, a cow hide bag, and a bat necklace from zales

Was it good?

I got y’all somethin

I have a fear of thunderstorms. It causes me to hit that irrational anxiety that makes me sob in the car cause I can’t get out

none of you exist

I just haven’t put the decals on it yet so people can follow 😑

Oh I didn’t think of that…I had a boss that called ratio race see oh

Circus peanuts are an abomination

cause a fight…go… Beyoncé is overrated

Fuq’d it up

today is the day that days

I’m not sure I have a favorite word. I make up a lot of words to describe what I want to do or am doing.

You get me

That’s a License to kill right thurr.

I hate you

I don’t find them overtly amusing for pinned posts

Depends on how hard you make me laugh

so far so good. this Christmas is #2 for me and my other. We make quite a good amount together now so this year we can guarantee the boy has a solid Christmas. I think we have spent a total of $800 on his this year vs last year we could only scrounge up $200

At least for mobile….

so we open an optometrists office. So hear me out….during the pretests, where they show a picture and blow that horrid puff of air in your eye (which I never see their face during this, how do I know they don’t just have a straw and they blowing their own stank breath in there?)….they see the picture of a red balloon. And just as the air blows…BAM pennywise….

nooo my cake